A/N: First thing, I almost have 40 reads on this thing! Achievement! Woo!
Second, this update was inspired from me eating trail mix. Enjoy!
Don't lie. Everyone does this. If you don't, stop lying to yourself. Eat the chocolate! Do it!
If you're eating trail mix, you eat all of the good stuff out of it first- chocolate, pretzels, chocolate pretzels, whatever. And this happens whenever you do that:
*eating fantastic trail mix*
"Om nom nom. This is the best trail mix ever! Ermahgawd!" *continued praising of how good it is*
All bits of awesome stuff are gone.
"F*** you trail mix. It's like I don't even know you anymore."
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