Shadow x reader You bring out my soft side

Ridiculous news reports

Y/n p.o.v
I was laying on my comfortable bed, scrolling through pictures on my phone while listening to (f/b). As my song finished, i decided to go downstairs and make myself some lunch. I made a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Oh boy, it looks delicious! I picked up the plate and ran over to the couch. I turned on the tv, and put on mtv. I chomped on the delicious looking food, a little bit of honey drizzled from the corner of my mouth. "Oh bother" I whined. I quickly licked it off. I stared at the tv, but was interrupted by a news flash. Oh come on!

"Breaking news! Wondering across green hill, we find a peculiar black figure skating across the grass of the fields and burning the lush vegetation leaving trails of ash" said the female cat reporter. She posted a picture of an ebony hedgehog, with red streaks on his quills, and crimson eyes. He had a butt load of chestfur, glued to his chest. "Who ever this might be, we've caught a shocking resemblance of the creature to our blue hero, Sonic the hedgehog". She then posted a video of the crimson eyed hedgehog. He was zooming at incredible speeds across the fields. Hold up! This guy doesn't look anything like Sonic! One, his fur is black and red. Two, his quills are pointed upward. And three! HE HAS CHEST FUR!!! This guy has less skin on his body than Sonic does, anyways! Sonic is my best friend, too, so I can say that.

"We have no clue who he is, but hopefully we will find out. Thankyou, and goodbye". As soon as she finished her sentence, I switched off the tv, and finished my lunch. How absurd! It is absolutely ridiculous that the news reporter thinks that guy looks like the hero of Möbius! I grumbled and went over to the kitchen. I washed my plate, and put it on the silver sink counter. Just as I walked out of the kitchen, I heard a quiet tapping noise in my lounge room.

"Hmm? What was that?" I said to myself. "Huh, must be daydreaming" I thought aloud. I tippy toed like a ballerina to the staircase, and went upstairs. But what I hadn't noticed, is that two ruby red eyes were staring at me.