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Incorrect Quotes

(mungkin ada beberapa yang sama dari desimeOrandom :v)
-> oleh @Kasumi_567 a.k.a Sayoo
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Orias: Eva?

Eva: Yes?

Orias: Can i ask something?

Eva: Sure!

Orias: Um... So there... I really like this girl but idk how to tell her.

Eva: Well, just ask her to the movies this weekend!

Orias: Do you want to go to the movies this weekend?

Eva: No, i meant ask her!

Orias: I just did.

Eva: What did she say?

Orias: Idk what you tell me

Eva: What do you mean?

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Waiter: Coffee?

Aria: I don't drink

Waiter: Water?

Gio: She said she doesn't drink, pal!

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(Ini ada di DesimeORandom :v)

Asmodeus: Hey Bel! How do you ask a glass of water of what it is doing?

Belphegor: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a though proccess or understanding of basic English.

Asmodeus: Water you doing?

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Val: Good morning...

Crocell: Good morning.

Astaroth: Good morning.

Vassa: Um... You all sound like robots... Try spicing it up a bit.

Orias: MORNING LITTLE SHITS!!!!!

Vassa: Offensive.

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Baal: Isn't it weird that you're paying money to see other people?

Amon: Are you talking about prostitution, movie, or airplane ticket?

Baal: ......Glasses.

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Val: So... In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Crocell: Orias, how tall are you?

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Val: Actually, i wish i had the ability to make girls nervous...

Astaroth: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck does the trick for me.

Vassa: To be honest, it's true.

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Ose: Am i right, Crocell?

Crocell: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, i wasn't listening.

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Val: I should back before Crocell and Orias kill each other!!

Astaroth: Yeah, you wouldn't miss that.

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Val: You need to react when people cry!

Orias: I did!! I rolled my eyes!

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Val: Why are you holding Halphas' hand?

Crocell: Holding hands relieves stress and provides comfort.

Val: oh, i thought you were dating or something

Crocell: We are, i thought that part was obvious.

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Nabe: Chillax!

Phenex: That is not a word.

Nabe: Sometimes, the one who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Ose: May i get you anything to drink, Master?

Belphegor: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Ose: I have jasmine tea.

Belphegor: Ooh, jasmine. Yes, please.

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Astaroth: What a surprise. Lazy, just like your father.

Crocell: No, actually, i'm lazy in a way that's entirely my own.

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Sekian :D
-sayo