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Star Wars Stupid Edition

Humor

This is not a normal Star Wars story. Take all of the characters and make them...... Funnier. Darth Vader loves bagels, C3po never shuts up and Princess Leigha is a not so smart teenage girl. Take all of that plus the normal story line and this is w...

Star Wars Stupid Edition

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by flyleaffan1

by flyleaffan1

Chapter 1

Stormtroopers one and two run down the hall twords Darth Vader. They stop infront of him.

"You asked for two stormtroopers correct?" Stormtrooper one asks.

"Yes." Vader replies. "What are your numbers?"

Stormtrooper number two decides to answer. "That's stormtrooper number one and I'm two. I'm an idiot."

"I'll get sick of saying stormtrooper. I'll call you one and two. Anyhow, I called you for a very important mission."

"Do we get to go to another planet? Or fly the spaceship? Or play jedi tag?" One asks exciyedly.

"No. I'm just hungry and want a bagel." He says.

"One bagel coming up!" Two shouts. They run down the hall.

My name is Yoda. I'm green. Don't ask what I am because I don't even know. I'm hiding behind some boxes on Darth Vaders ship. I'm here because I can feel that at some point in the futer, I'll be effected by things he does. I get bored quickly and sneek into the kitchen.

I see that One and Two are done making the bagel and are talking about shakable salad in the corner of the room. I grab the bagel and jump out of the window. Once I'm outside, I realize I'm floating through space.

I see the woods that I live in and I direct myself twords there. I land in a bush. I sit up and find a snake sitting on my lap. It crawls up to my neck and starts to strangle me. As I struggle to breathe, I remember that I have Vader's bagel. When I try to eat it, I can't swollow because of the snake. I can be such an idiot sometimes.

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Don't get me wrong when these characters act stupid. I LOVE Star Wars. (Well the three with Darth Vader anyhow. I hate the three without him.) I LOVE DARTH VADER!!!!!!! My friends call me Darth Vader. (I'm not evil. :) ) This will be a three book series. Enjoy!

-Morgan