(after class Rich pulled you into the boy's bathroom.)
You: What the frick Rich!?!! I'm a girl! I shouldn't be in here.
Rich: I get that. Just listen slut. I was like you when I was in my freshmen year.
You: So?? What does that have to do with me?
Rich: Just listen. I got this thing called a Squip.
You: What's a quick?
Rich: Not quick. Squip! It's top notch can't even look it up on the Internet, shit!It's from Japan.It's a Grey oblong pill. Quantum nano technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain, and tells you what to do.
You: so It's like... Drugs?
Rich: Heh Heh. Oh. It's better than drugs Y/n.... It's from Japan! It's a Gray oblong pill. Quantum nano technology CPU. Just take it Y/n.
You: why are you telling me this?
Rich: My Squip says you have potential.*he hands you the pill and some mountain dew.*
You:*you take it from his hand. Along with the mountain dew.*
Rich: It works best if you just swallow it whole.
You:Ok. Thanks Rich.
(Rich steps out of the bathroom. You wait 2 minutes. You walk out.)
~later~ (your pov)
I arrived home. I said hi to my mom and I went up to my room after.
You: Why did i take this? It's a bit risky. But I guess it's worth a try.
(you open the mountain dew and swallow the pill with the mountain dew.)
You: Nothing happened. I'm not surprised. Why did I even- GAH
???: Target (male or female) in accessible.
You: What the frick?
???: Calibration in process. Please excuse any mild discomfort.
You: Wait what?!?
???: Calibration complete.
Your mom: Y/n? Are you ok?
You: *yells downstairs* I'm fine! I just need- GAH!*clutches head*
???: Discomfort levels may increase. Accessing neural memory
Accessing muscle memory
Access procedure complete
Y/n L/n
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor
Your SQUIP
