Why is one direction in my closet (by phoebe may)

Food

..Alissa..

I woke up because i smelt this AMAZING smell of pancakes and bacon.

And when i say amazing... i mean the best smell you have ever smelt in your life.

I turned around to an empty bed.

Hmmmmmmmm, what is that man up to?

I got up and walked down the stairs that had some ones boxers on it, (i quicky picked it up and put it in the laundry.) and went into the kitchen passing the lounge room,

Then i went back into the lounge room an had a good look at it...

There was popcorn on the floor, a bunch of clothes, all the pillows were messed up on the couch, and lots more.

And guess what...

I have OCD!

I ran around the lounge, fixing up every thing that was messy, then ran back into the kitchen.

"Who the HELL messed up me lounge room!" i yelled out to the boys, who were innocently sitting on the counter.

All of them pointed at one particular person.

And that was......

Zayn.

I ran up to him and screamed "you will not wake up tomorrow!!!!"

"So ya want us to stay another night then." smirked Liam and Louis.

"If you want." i said.

"Well we already lost our tour bus, so. ok!" said Zayn.

"How the hell can you lose a TOUR BUS!" i asked.

"Well we didn't lose it we just don't have it now. Its probably already half way to America. Because that is were we are meant to be doing our next concert." Said Harry.

"Ok then. You can stay as long as you like then."i stated.

"YAY!!!" louis screamed at Liam.

"Only if we can have all the food we want!!!" yelled Niall.

"NOOO! Food is my LIFE! if i catch ANY of you having a crum of my food i will ninja kick you in the FACE! You can buy our own food, and put it in my other kitchen." i yelled.

"You have two kitchens!" asked Niall.

"Three, if you count the basement." i bragged.

"Sweet!" said Louis and Zayn at the same time.

"And you are lucky that i am too tired to rip your head off for eating my pop corn, and some pancakes!" i warned.

They all put there hands up in the air and nodded.

Ha! i think i might have some fun with these guys tonight!

And when i mean fun... i mean

Its prank time.