You're casually strolling through Tilted Towers with your big guns, smiling at the sunshine. But suddenly, you get shot at! You fall over, it's kinda sad. The person who was shooting you came over. It was Jonesy, the guy you had been stalking for the past 7 weeks. His hot tattoo on his giant impressive muscly arms slightly swung as he came over to inspect your supposed dead body, his yellow hair shining in the light beautifully. His nose was looking pretty nice too. SO hot, you were dying inside. He nudged you with his foot and you sat up. "Wow, you look so great come to my mansion," he said. "Wow cool. I'm 8," You said. "Even better," he said, winking at me suggestively. "Anything you want papi," I said, and I followed him to his black van.
