He-Man Woman Lover??

01

''Why are boys such jerks?''
A voice would say. It was Darla, a close friend of yours.

''You're not thinking of Alfalfa, are you?''
Someone else would peep besides you.

''No, no, no, no, no!''
Darla would reply as everyone started giggling.

''Babes are like a bad song,''
A boy would peep.
''Once you get 'em stuck in your head, you can't get 'em out again!''
That same boy would repeat.

The sound of agreement filled the full tent.

BOOM!

Multiple girls and boys would scream, and some moved around in fear.

''Why do they have to be so... ''
Darla would begin to say.
''Different.''
Spanky, a boy in your class, who is also your crush, would say.

''Hmm-''
A boy would say.

''Girls get along with each other!''
Darla said.

Spanky stood up
''Boys are independent!''

''Girls care!''
''Boys take what's theirs!''
''Boys won't listen!''
''All they wanna do is talk!''
''They like to moon ya!''
''No, we don't!''

BOOM!

More yelling and screaming came from the kids.

''Gigglin' and gossipin'.''
''Fighting and farting!''
''Barbies and bracelets.''
''Boogers and bugs!''
''Ice skating.''
''Bungee jumping.''
''Synchronized swimming.''

The girls began to run across the room, laughing and giggling.

''And try to get 'em to sit still!''

''Boys! Ugh!''
''Girls! Ugh!''

''And the worst thing of all...''
''They smell...''

''Weird!''
The two genders said in unison.

''I think they smell nice...''
You and Spanky would mutter.