Nicole

the interview

{anonymeme passes the papers to nicole as the first interviewee enters} 

Anonymeme: "Welcome, could you tell us more about your ability"

Interviewee 1 : "I...*fidgets* I can summon spiders."

Anonymeme : "..."

Nicole : "..."

The bird's outside : "..."

Interviewee 1 : "I-"

Anonymeme : "GET THE HELL OUT!"

Nicole jumps at this. 

Anonymeme :" GET OOOOUUUU-"

Interviewee 1 : "Okay man chill!" *scrambles to reach the door*

{Dob, the repairer's current situation}: 

{next person comes in}

Nicole : "Welcome."*smiles.* "Would you describe your ability?"

Interviewee 2 : "I can read minds" 

Anonymeme who was resting her head on her palms shoots up.

Anonymeme : "That's great, We've been looking for someone like that for so long! So how do you do it?"

Interviewee 2 : "I just need practice that's all.'

Nicole : "Practice?"

Interviewee 2 : "I need to practice more cause as it stands now, I can only read my own mind."

Anonymeme : "..."

Nicole : "..."

Dob the repairer : "..."

Interviewee 2 : "I'm getting there-"

Anonymeme : "DUDE LITERALLY EVERYONE CAN DO THAT , THAT'S CALLED THINKING."

Interviewee 2 : "Huh?"

Nicole and Dob, the repairer snicker.

Anonymeme : "THAT'S CALLED THINKING, EVERYONE CAN DO THAT!" *throws papers*

Interviewee 2 : "What do you mean? I discovered I had this ability two years ago."