Eagleeye: Welcome to 101 Ways To Kill Dragonlight!
Dragonlight: Welcome to 101 Ways To Escape Death!
Eagleeye: KILL DRAGONLIGHT!!!
Dragonlight: ESCAPE DEATH!!!
Bluestar: Can me and Dragonlight trade places?
Dragonlight: No
Eagleeye: I won't get to kill her so no
Dragonlight: *try to kill me
Eagleeye: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Dragonlight: Try
Eagleeye: I HAVE A BOMB!!!
Dragonlight: Can you use it?
Eagleeye: OF COURSE I CAN!!! SEE?!?!? *Tries to detonate bomb*
Dragonlight: Do you even know what detonating is?
Eagleeye: OF COURSE I DO!!! WAIT... Wait... No...
Dragonlight: Blow up
Eagleeye: It's not in the dictionary...
Dragonlight: You are looking at words that start with 'z'
Eagleeye: But Bluestar said to flip it open and the word will be there...
Dragonlight: Two things. First - Bluestar is a math teacher. The math dictionaries have one page. Second - Bluestar has died too many times to count. She is not smart.
Eagleeye: Oh...
Dragonlight: Back to the script
Eagleeye: *tries to detonate bomb*
Dragonlight: Press the button over there.
Eagleeye: Thanks! *presses immediate detonation button*
Dragonlight: Now let go
Eagleeye: *lets go of the immediate detonation button*
*the bomb explodes.*
[The dust clears. Eagleeye is lying on the ground, dead. Dragonlight turns out to be a robot. Dragonlight emerges from her bomb protection house.]
Dragonlight: *Notices dead Eagleeye*
Oh... Well... He asked to show how to detonate a bomb... *Shrugs*
Eagleeye's Spirit: REVIVE ME!!!
Dragonlight: Fine... *tosses Eagleeye's body into the undeathication machine*
[1 hour later, Offstage]
Eagleeye: HELLO EVERYONE!!!
Dragonlight: *sipping hot chocolate* The show ended.
Eagleeye: ...
Dragonlight: What?
Eagleeye: You didn't think to wait for me?
Dragonlight: It's Year 56726378373747738388384884847838473738
Eagleeye: NOOOOOO!!!
Dragonlight: JK, it's the next day.
Eagleeye: *dies*
Dragonlight: *tosses body in the undeathication machine*
[1 hour later, Offstage]
Eagleeye: HELLO EVERYONE!!!
Dragonlight: *sipping hot chocolate* The show ended.
Eagleeye: ...
Dragonlight: What?
Eagleeye: You didn't think to wait for me?
Dragonlight: It's year- NOPE!!! NO PARADOXES THIS TIME!!! BYE!!!
Eagleeye: *confused* bye?
YOU ARE READING
101 Ways To Escape Death
RandomHeadbutts: Would the show go on without Bluestar? Draco: Maybe. Just find another cat. Headbutts: 101 Ways To Kill Dragonlight! Draco: If it was Dragonlight, the show would be called 101 Ways To Escape Death
