What is Up With Our Lives

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Paris, France

Three girls embarked on an adventure in europe. Shitface, Nutsack, and Koochie. ‏The sun shone bright above the eiffel tower, as they continuously explored Paris, their first destination. "Oh my god!" Shitface screamed, pointing at a guy around 5'0. "He's my man, I CLAIM it," she told the other two, while surrounded with the smell of the ocean and boats floating. Nutsack and Koochie both rolled their eyes at Shitface's obsession with midgets. As they walked past the eiffel tower, koochie suddenly decided she needed to take a shit. "Hey guys, there's a porta potty over there, and i awad wanna smell like utot, so imma go use it really quick. You guys can wait for me over at that La Muree Cafe across the street. I'll be as quick as I can, promise." Shitface and Nutsack both made a stinky face and laughed at Koochie, but then soon after agreed with her plan and went to the quaint cafe.

Koochie continued on to the porta potty in a rush, for she felt the urge to release her waste. She was about to kick the porta potty door open with her foot until she heard a deep, smooth male voice. She quickly turned her head at the voice and saw a very tall guy with broad ass shoulders and no neck. Right when koochies and the man with broad ass shoulders and no neck made eye contact, she thought it was love at first sight. Koochie kept thinking about how he's gonna be her soulmate that she forgot she needed to shit. She wanted to ask the man what his name was, but she was so nervous she accidently utoted in front of him. He looked at her as if she's a stalker and slowly walked away. koochies was so anxious to find out his name, she started asking people in the porta potty. Koochie did not give up. No one had an answer until she found this other "handsome" young man with a man bun and asked about the man with broad ass shoulders and no neck. He gave a an answer she was horrified to hear. The man with broad ass shoulders and no neck was BAKLA and his name was also batata. Koochie was so devastated she forced his boyfriend with the man bun to break up with batata. Koochie was so angry at man with the bun so she stole his phone to look for batatas number. *She then realized he was from Egypt. The land of the motherfakers. And found that the man with the bun was named pancit and was also from the land of the mfs.

For the time being, Koochie chose to forget about batatas and push any thoughts of him aside to the depths of her brain, where the only time she would be reminded of him next were when she would see him again by chance in Greece ;)

Koochie resumed her business in the porta potty, taking her time in pooping and not giving a shit about the two arabos eternally waiting for her at the cafe. "UGHHHH!" she cried out, the last piece of shit plopping onto to the bowl. She sighed in relief, finally finishing her business with the disgusting portapotty.

"Hey guys I'm back heheh," she told Shitface and Nutsack, smiling at them. "I finally finished! Where do you guys wanna go now? The night is still young."

Shitface wanted badly to forget about the midget, his soft brown hairs and delicate fingers filled with rings. She wanted to see him again, to talk to him and discuss things like the fact that he was only 5'0 (her heart soared as she thought about his height). But instead of suggesting to find him, she realized riding a boat down the River Seine while watching the sunset with her BFFS would be the best way to forget about the midget.

"Let's go on a boat ride, wouldn't that be so nice?" she asked them, with a hint of helplessness. "I wanna watch the sunset by the river."

The mood changed drastically, and both Nutsack and Koochie realized something was wrong, so they quickly agreed to Shitface's request.

After searching and waiting for the next boat ride, Shitface, Nutsack, and Koochie managed to settle themselves on the boat, right on the railings watching the sunset as the boat continued the opposite way.