"i'm just saying..you're gorgeous ma" the small but incredibly handsome boy blurs our, obviously wasted. i roll my eyes.
"okay hun, imma need you to chill the fuck out" i reply and help him get on his feet "are you here with friends? can i take you to someone?" i ask, impatient.
"you can take me anywhere you want ma'" he answers.
"boy if you don't-" i start but he gags before i can finish the sentence "holy shit".
just as i start dragging the boys body alongside mine, his arm wrapped around my shoulders for support, and leading him to the men's bathroom, another short guy approaches me.
"nick what the actual fuck man who let you drink this much?" he says, completely frustrated. his eyes drift to me. "i am so sorry oh my god" he says ripping the drunken boy , whose name is apparently nick, away from my body with great difficulty since he clung onto me for dear life.
"is everyone in your friend group small as shit?" i ask in an attempt to lighten the mood.
"nah just us really" the non intoxicated boy replies with a chuckle.
"hey man at least i'm italian" nick mumbles before wrapping his arms around the other boys neck and smiling a drunk smile.
"impressive" i say to him, laughing at his idiotic behavior.
"uhm i'm edwin" the guy says struggling to free one of his hands to extend it to me.
"i'm rosalinda but you can call me rosa" i say shaking edwins hand. he smiles softly at me.
"again, i'm so sorry for the inconvenience. nicky boy over here is going through a rough time" he explains and i nod.
"oh trust me i know. he told me all about the breakup with alexys and how much it hurt him. he was pretty dramatic too" i say, lowkey having war flashbacks of what i had to endure just 5 minutes ago. edwin laughs, embarrassed by his friends actions, and i check the time on my phone.
"listen i have to get back to my friends before they think i fell on the toilet and drowned but good luck with your bud over there and may god herself be with you" i say and pat edwin in the back, walking past him and into the crowd in the nightclub. i swear i can hear nick screaming "BYE MA" at the top of his lungs.
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"holy fuck it's him" i say accidentally aloud and my friends look at me intrigued.
"what?" my friend sophia asks.
"it's the drunk guy from the club" i say, showing her the picture that popped up while i was scrolling through my explore page.
"holy guacamole he's one hot tamale" she says in complete awe.
"lemme see" my friend elton asks and i face my phone screen towards him.
"biiiitch" he says dramatically "i'd let him drunk drag me anywhere" he adds.
"you should text him" sophia suggests and i laugh.
"shit that sounds like the laugh i just might need right now" i say and slide into his DMs.
//
@rosa_linda
hungover much?
@therealnickmara
uh? who are you?
//
"SHIT HE ACTUALLY REPLIED HE HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS I DIDNT THINK HE WOUL-" i yell.
"BITCH SHUT UP AND ANSWER HIS FINE ASS" elton yells back at me.
"HE IN A WHOLE ASS BOYBAND" sophia screams and i gulp, suddenly anxious.
//
@rosa_linda
does "ma" sound familiar?
@therealnickmara
mom is that you? lol😂
@rosa_linda
damn so you think you got jokes when you're drunk AND when you're sober?
@therealnickmara
holy shit you're the girl from the bar ed told me about aren't you
@rosa_linda
i mean unless you harassed some other poor girl at a club last week yeah i think that's me
//
"HE FOLLOWED ME FUCK" i feel my heart beat faster. what the actual fuck? this kid got wasted and blabbered about his sad love life in front of me why am i the one getting nervous?
//
@therealnickmara
shit
listen i was going thru a rough patch and drank way too much
@rosa_linda
i KNOW i KNOW
alexys blah blah blah tequila blah blah blah
@therealnickmara
damn ma aint gotta be insensitive
@rosa_linda
call me ma one more time i DARE you
@therealnickmara
sorry ma won't happen again
//
shit but it did.
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authors note: welcome to rosas story y'all i hope u liked this introduction <3
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"ma" | nick mara
Fanfiction"well aren't you cuter when you're sober mara" in which rosalinda meets a very drunk and obnoxious nick mara at a bar and needs to deal with his overly detailed blabbering about his sad love life. after that night the word "ma" keeps ringing in her...
