ᴄᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ: ha you cant sit with us. Actually megan i cant sit anywherwe I have hemorrhoide
ᴛᴀᴜʀᴜs: AHH! stop! I couldve dropped my croissant
ᴠɪʀɢᴏ: the feminist are taking over! im an adult virgin
ᴀǫᴜᴀʀɪᴜs: billy your grandmas here *angry billy* FU*K MY GRANDMA
ɢᴇᴍɪɴɪ: oh my god they were roommates...
ʟɪʙʀᴀ: no im sitting there... BBQ sauce on my titties
ᴘɪsᴄᴇs: *homeless, naked, insane man* accept yourself, love yourself, accept yourself
ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ: kylie: is that a chicken?
sᴄᴏʀᴘɪᴏ: so no head?
ᴀʀɪᴇs: Im a bad bit*h you cant kill me
ʟᴇᴏ: so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday for a birthday gift? happy birthday? *smashes glass*
sᴀɢɪᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴜs: Annie dont fall!! *mid fall*
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Fantasyтнιѕ ιѕ נυѕт α вσσк αвσυт zσ∂ια¢ ѕιgиѕ. тнєу мαу иσт вє α¢¢υяαтє ѕσ ι'м ѕσяяу, вυт ι ∂σ нσρє уσυ єиנσу! уσυ ¢αи ρℓαу тнє νι∂єσ ωнιℓє уσυ fιи∂ уσυя zσ∂ια¢ αи∂ уσυ'ℓℓ нανє мυѕι¢!тнιѕ ιѕ נυѕт α вσσк αвσυт zσ∂ια¢ ѕιgиѕ. тнєу мαу иσт вє α¢¢υяαтє ѕσ ι'м ѕ...
