(I don't own Homestuck. So. Yeah. All characters including every ne of you belong to Hussie. *^*)
~Karkat's Pov~
"WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GAMZEE?" I said. "HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR! WaNnA uP aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg JoIn ThE dArK cArNiVaL?!" Gamzee looked at me. 'Oh my fucking gog... he's sober...' I thought. "GAMZEE, ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY?" I asked him. Thank Gog Kankri isn't home. "MoThErFuCkEr, I'vE nEvEr BeEn BeTtEr. NoW, yOu WaNnA uP aNd AnSwEr My QuEsTion?!" Gamzee replied. "GAMZEE, A-ARE YOU FUCKING SOBER?! DID YOU RUN OUT?" I asked. I really hope he didn't... "MoThErFuCkInG yEs, mOtHeRfUcKeR. sLiMe CaN rOt YoUr ThInK pAn. NoW, i KnOw My TrUe PuRpOsE..." Gamzee said, and then I noticed something in gamzee's hand a... a club?! "TiMeS uP mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu'Re MoThErFuCkInG jOiNiNg ThE dArK cArNiVaL." Gamzee said, and lifted his club."GAMZEE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING DO THIS..." I said, trying to delay my death. His eyes twinkled with pure amusement. "Oh MoThErFuCkEr.. I dO hAve To MoThErFuCkEr. It'S mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg PuRpOsE." He said, then he went back to a more comfortable killing postion. Then I saw something dash right behind Gamzee.
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Sober!/High!Gamzee x reader
FanfictionThis is a mixture of Sober and High Gamzee. I don't know who'll die yet. Maybe Tavvy. Maybe not. (It'll be very mellow at first.) Comment if you want more.