Yeet
DRAMA...
Also
Here's *tap tap* the mother fuckin *tap tap* TEA
WE HIT 1K THOTS LITERALLY I CANT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM RN, THANK YOU ALL SO DAMN MUCH, MUCH LOVE FROM THIS ENGLISH BITCH
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Erens pov
When we finally arrived. Hanji and levi got into some deep conversations, me and Moblit decided to stay out of it, it was amusing to see them so deep in concentration and eating biscuits nonetheless.
"I'm going out to the horses." I announced, leaving the room. I can trust hanji and moblit, and I know hanji will protect the shorty with her life so no need to worry about that.
When I finally reached the stables, out in the paddock was something I really didn't want to see in a morning. Horses shagging, what a wonderful sight. I rolled my eyes and headed to where my horse was. She was a dark bay, her hooves needed cleaning. Where the fuck is Jean? Isn't he the horse whisperer or some shit?
I went and grabbed my tack kit and began to brush and groom my horse. Her name is milky, I just liked that name, no meaning behind it.
"Heya girl how are ya?" I asked, reviving a soft nuzzle in return. I chuckled. I was just about finished when jean walked in.
"Hey there jeager." He said in a cocky tone. I groaned and told my eyes.
"What is it?"
"Just wanted to say you had a nice ass." WHAT?!
"WHAT THE FUCK JEAN?! YOU KNOW IM TAKEN!" I grumbled.
"I WOULD NEVER DATE YOU ANYWAY NOT MY TYPE, AND IM NOT INTO BEASTIALITY!"
Jean just came closer, grabbing me by my collar, kissing me roughly...WHAT! I heard a bucket drop...oh shit. I pulled myself away to see hanji running away... can this day get any worse.
"Your a nonce! I hope you know that!"
