𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲

32. obito

make it worth all of the pain. 

obito and sasuke talk about naruto's confession letter. 

crybaby - obito | konoha's emo - sasuke

crybaby:

hey sasuke.

konoha's emo:

yo crybaby, i got a question for you.

crybaby:

what's the question, sasuke. 

konoha's emo:

what do you do if you get a confession letter?

crybaby:

you need to respond to them cause if 

you don't, it hurts their feelings.

konoha's emo: 

but what if i don't feel the same way about them. 

crybaby:

then let them know that 

and tell them that you hope they 

find someone who returns their feelings. 

konoha's emo:

wow, who knew a crybaby like you

 could come up with such good advice. 

crybaby:

i always give great advice, 

it's not my fault nobody takes it. 

konoha's emo:

do you even follow half of your own advice obito?

crybaby:

yes actually i do follow my 

own advice, thank you very much.

konoha's emo:

yeah okay sure whatever you say obito.

crybaby:

i'll never understand why naruto or anybody

 else would like you with your gross attitude. 

konoha's emo:

it's because of my good looks and in 

naruto's case it's probably because of my brain.

crybaby:

i want you to keep this one piece of advice 

forever in your thoughts. do you understand me, sasuke? 

konoha's emo:

what is it, obito? 

crybaby:

soon as you see the first red flag or toxic sign,

end the relationship and move the fuck out

if you do end up living together down the line. 

konoha's emo:

okay, obito.

crybaby:

promise me, sasuke cause i don't want another 

uchiha involved in another toxic situation.

konoha's emo:

okay damn obito, i promise.

crybaby:

now that's out of the way, go and get your man, sasuke.

konoha's emo:

i will. trust and believe me.