Sir Caliber JUMPS IN THE CAAC

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Sir caliber jumps in the fr*cking CaaC as riterank does the big owo.

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"Jump in the fr*ckin CaaC, your brother workin' minimum wage at outback. I know I don't get sleep, that's cuz I'm always in the CaaC, you watching me creep?" Riterank crappily sings with his fr*ckin annoying voice. Sir caliber is taking a ride in the CaaC as he sees a man become a chicken.

 Sir caliber is taking a ride in the CaaC as he sees a man become a chicken

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    Zest plays minecraft getting sand for a good economy. He soon finds a village in a witch savanna. He turns his sugar cane into paper and trades with the librarian to get emeralds which he buys iron leggings and makes his way back to the house. His house then gets blown up by a creeper and he then says the word that begins with "FR".

    Sir Caliber hears that bad word from 2 miles away while in his CaaC. Sir Caliber then turns straight around, cars speeding towards him he drives his CaaC back to TCT Inc. and runs over Zest for saying bad words.

                                                                             Many times later

    Zest landed in the hospital with his entire goddamn body feeling like it was listening to Riterank talk. Zest mumbles to Sir Caliber, "Mmph Mmmphn MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

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