oksdk whiled ritiging this i am NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTam a drunk OOOOOOOOOK?! ME II DID A NOR T HABAVE VOSDKA AND STELAOLE CALIBER'S USHANKA
duhhh duhadhaha duhhhh welcome to the common thread anime or something
In the events prior to this dumbfr*ck writing this Caliber went on a rampage with Riterank fr*cking murdering Caliber. Riterank then took vodka and in his drunk he was like, "yeah fr*ckin' uhhh murdering that cu- I mean h*ck was the right thing to do" or sumthin' like that just read his damn fanfiction you lazy lagoon drinking, lampshade rapin', fanfiction readin' scum of the earth why the actual hell are you reading thi-
"JUST KILLED CALIBER, WITH A .42 CALIBER, TOOK HIS USHANKA IM DOIN' THE DANCE OF CONGA... ALONE BECAUSE I HAAAVE NO FRIEEEEEEEENDS. CALIBER KILLED THEM ALL! I'M DRUNK FROM THE VODKA I'M NOW WEARING HIS USHANKA, NOW I'M AT A CONFERENCE TABLE, ZESTY IS LOOKING AT ME AND BOX MAN IS ACCUSING IT'S VERY CONFUSING HOWEVER BEING SENT TO PRISON FOR 69 YEARS IS RATHER AMUSING. NOW I'M DOUSED IN GASOLINE SOMEONE TOUCHED THE BEAN AND AAAAHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT I'M ON FIREEEE AHHHH"
This song is by fr*cking riterank noobs die
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The Common Thread (TCT)
Fanficriterank fr*cking goes to prison, caliber gets killed by riterank, zest pays minecraft, and box man had a box child. https://discord.gg/vHMGDk6
