Forth: entrance exams!

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Once Kiridogshark and I had finished our breakfast we headed out to UA where the entrance exams for both heroics and business courses was held.

"I'm just saying- Shaggy would totally destroy Godzilla if the two would fight!" Kiridogshark said as us two was 'arguing' about strong anime characters. We turned into the gates of UA as he said this

"And I'm just saying that Shaggy is unbeatable!" I 'argue' as we approached two sets of doors that was on opposite sides of the hall. One with 'heroics entrance exam' on it and the other had 'business entrance exam' on it. A bit earlier they came across a door with 'general studies entrance exam' written on it

"Oh, we're here. This is where we part my good friend, see you on the other side" I announced dramatically, extending my hand for a hands shake.

"May your hunts be plentiful" Kiridogshark knelt down on one knee just as dramatically as I and held my extended hand with both of his. Before we both stood up and opened our own doors like we were in an action film. 

I sat in my assigned seat and waited for everyone else to file in. A half hour or so we were told to open our test sheets and begin the exam. 

"Welcome to the business course! I'm your head master Nezu! Am I a mouse, a dog or a bear? Anyway, you get thirty three hours on this test and once you're done bring the sheet to the front and walk through the door behind me!" Cheered Nezu as he walked through the door. I looked at the amount of paper I had to go through... it was the size of my desk...

Good thing I am good at pulling all nighters...

"Begin!" Cheers Nezu once again. I opened the test paper and hesitantly started thirty three  hours of complete torture... oh god...

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X = f**k maths, run. 

I managed to finish this insane test within twenty seven hours thankfully and I was one of the first people to hand it in and walk through the sweet, sweet door. Escaping the harsh reality that is tests.

"Freedom!!!!!" I cheer as I opened the doors dramatically. Everyone who was in the room before me snapped their heads up to look at me.

There was six people, that I can't be bothered to describe to you so use your imagination lazy a** reader, and we just stared at each other with awkward silence before they made the right choice to ignore me.

I walked to a random unoccupied sofa and spread myself across it in hopes to get a few hours sleep before the headmaster comes to check on us after the exam had ended.

"ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzz" I slept peacefully for the next six hours. That I didn't know was some kids had followed my example and slept as well.

"Well done for completing the written test examines! You can go home now and rest up! You will know the results of the test in a few weeks! Plus ultra!" I was shocked awake by someone saying this and got up stretching my muscles before walking out with my hand waving bye at everyone there as they exclaimed;

"Plus ultra!" Embarrassingly.

What I did first it text Kiridogshark that I was done.

You

Freedom!!! 

Kiridogshark 🐶🦈

Freedom from what? & where r u? It's been a whole day since we parted for the exams man. 

You

I've been taking a 33 hour test man! I still can see all the equations! Is that normal?

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