Asshole

DEADLY SURGERY

My owner laid on his back as I, the asshole was staring at a doctors face. " Hello, Mr. Trump. My name is Doctor Yasmin Assmin. I will be doing your surgery today." My owner mumbled some words. I could tell he was nervous. The doctor touched my owners back. " Sir, I will be back, I'll need you to remove all clothing and put the blanket on you. " Doctor Yasmin Assmin left the room, My owner got up and removed his clothing. All of it. He laid back down and put the blanket over me and the rest of him. I couldn't see much. I heard the doctor come back in. " Alrighty Mr. Trump...- It's President Trump." said my owner. The doctor stuttered.."yes president Trump, My apologies." She removed the blanket baring my owners skin. I heard him snicker. The doctor put her hand on me. ON ME!!!! I flinched. She rubbed me. I started feeling things. My owner started moving a bit. Thats when he said..." shit." Doctor Yasmin Assmin stared at my owner. " Oh wow, you're erected. How great." She said with sarcasm. My owner snickered. " I guess you just...turned me on. Maybe you should help me?" My owner said. The doctor looked at him like he was an idiot. " No, I have a better idea!" She said. " OHhhhhh Alexis TEXAAAS." Doctor Yasmin Assmin called. Out came this thunderstruck woman with big ol jugs. My owner looked. "china." He said. The doctor left the room and Alexis came and turned my owner around and then I was squished up on the Hospital bed. All I heard was my owner. " It's Huge. I know honey. I'm a big man with a big package. CHINA" he said. I then farted. My owner then said, " you hear that? it's hungry for you." Thats when Alexis turned my owner over and stuck a needle into me!!!! SHE STUCK A NEEDLE INTO ME! I began to pass gas, a lot of gas. I started to feel...weak.