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welp,,,, i kinda didn't catch the bus to school...so ig I'm staying home?? 

oOPS

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| opening chat with han.squirrel |


lixiebok: JI

lixiebok: JISUNG

lixiebok: HAN JISUNGGGG

han.squirrel: what is it felix?

lixiebok: so i met this guy online-

han.squirrel: oOoOOoOo 👀

han.squirrel: tell me more

lixiebok: he's literally so mEaN to me, but i love it

han.squirrel: okay, is he hot?

lixiebok: that's the thing

lixiebok: he refuses to give me a pic of him

han.squirrel: felix this means two things

han.squirrel: either he's a 50 year old pedo or ugly as shit

lixiebok: or he's insecure

lixiebok: not everyone has the confidence that han jisung has

han.squirrel: oh shit u rite

han.squirrel: you should do what you do best and annoy the shit outta him until he gives you a pic

lixiebok: bruh he could deadass block me

han.squirrel: oh shit u rite once again

han.squirrel: imma just add seungmin bc he atleast has braincells, unlike ourselves

lixiebok: wow u just insulted me and yourself

| han.squirrel added dandyboi_seung ! |

dandyboi_seung: why am i here?

han.squirrel: bc your dandy boi ass is gonna help felix

dandyboi_seung: help felix with what?

lixiebok: how do i get a pic of someone who refuses to give me one?

dandyboi_seung: you don't, that's invading someone's privacy

lixiebok: BUT I HAVE TO KNOW IF HE'S HOT OR NAH

dandyboi_seung: why am i even your friend?

han.squirrel: come on seung, just help

dandyboi_seung: i said no

lixiebok: uGH FINE I'LL JUST ASK CHAN

lixiebok: god u guys are useless

dandyboi_seung: wow thanks

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