How I Got Banned From My Kitchen

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Y'know, even I'm not too sure on how it happened. I guess all my attempts at cooking didn't help further my skills. Pracfice did not make perfect in my case...

Oh well, at least when I need something i can ask my parents or sibling to get for me-
MWHAHAHAH THE POWERRRR!

*cough* take that Mom *cough*

Anywiddle, I think it started when I first tried to make eggs

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Anywiddle, I think it started when I first tried to make eggs. I had listened to the video playing off my phone and I'm quite sure I did all the first steps. However, as fate loves me, when I started heating the eggs...

It burst into flames-

Like bruh, whyyyy?? I was just trying to be off my lazy buttocks and this is the thanks! My food on fire?!?

Way to make a fox child feel great 👍
10/10 would recommend-

Oh well, goodbye first attempt. The next time I was in the kitchen, I was helping my lil' sister make a smoothie.

She was putting the ingredients away while I held the blender top from opening.  I obviously failed, causing the smoothie splattering everywhere. I cleaned it up; but not before I was ratted out.

Yay me-!

I think my third and last attempt was really simple. I was baking cupcakes;  I don't remember why, but when I took it out it messed up and dirtied the oven. Also, i burned myself so... Bye bye kitchen.

I think the kitchen wanted me gone....

*Le gasp* Conspiracies!

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