yes today is first day back In that place called daegu where my oPpaRS teAhEyOoNg aND yOownGAy were bornededded
guess who's back, back again? im back bicthes after a giraffe neck time of being away from home country oh no I left from bottom of good ol' korea after my family did an oopsie and brutally murdered my least important ankle and had to leave school homie dans eng and moste emportent... frends.... me hav non now..... I left them in home town leaving that behind and starting a new one in the land of the not actually bald eagle yay
leaving maid mi veery saed oe noe and not saying bye rats but I had no choice at least that's what my brother; chinky chong said
I shoodent hev toolde mey dade to herrey oop maybe then he'd actually be alive wtf im an actual dumbass; I still remember his last words "ayyyy lmao"
after they din done didded death it all went badban
scary thingy
I was being late bc im lazy but that's besides the point my techer sed eff ey dedent stowp beeyeng layte shey wood tayke mey playce aend gev et two soomone eels
"dad you fat bastard hurry up"
I was an eejit back then
"hold on darling just finishing my mega pack of twiglets!"
"no you greedy pig get a fucking move on"
im glad he died to be fair but pretend you didn't hear that
im sad he died oh no
