Fandom Mashup Fanfiction

Fandom Mashup Fanfiction (Episode One)

Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Sofia. Her mom made shoes, and they were both amazing because they could make shoes. One day the king needed shoes, so he called them to the castle.

"Wow, I just LOVE how you put the shoe on my foot!" Cried the king.

"Thank you," blushed Sofia's mom.

"Marry me! I will hire you as my wife shoemaker!" said the king, holding out a ring.

"Yes! I will be the best shoe wife!!!!!" Said Sofia's mom and she took the ring with an inner greed. She was evil!

That was a couple of months ago, when Sofia had become a princess. Since then, many happy things happened to her. She had a magical amulet and could talk to animals! She made friends with Minimus, an ugly purple pegasus that had hideous buck teeth, but she loved him anyway because she had a pure heart or something. And Cedric, the friendly kingdom sorcerer, was always nice, especially to Sofia's mom. Nothing could go wrong in her life. But one day she was playing hide-and-seek in the castle with Clover, which her parents never questioned having a random rabbit running around, and she found a big closet that peaked her interest. It was a oak closet with purple paint which was the most expensive paint. It was big. What's this? I wonder if I would fit... thought Sofia. So she cracked open the door, and tripped inside into a big swirling hole!1!1!1!1!1! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Screamed Sofia as she fell, and went unconscious. When she woke up, she heard a noise. "BUZZ BUUUZZZ BUZZ" it went. She blinked and opened her overly large eyes to a little metal fake bee making the noise. She was startled by its appearance and she stumbled into what looked like a road made of black rock, she was studying it when, BANG!!!1!1!11!!! A handsome, charming, beautiful, stunning boy named Ted Wiggins ran over her foot!!!1!!1!11!! He got off of his beautiful unicycle motorcycle vehicle and took off his helmet. He swished his perfect, magical brown hair.

"Are you okay?" He said with the flair of an anime character.

"I-I'm Sofia." she rushed to introduce herself to his baffling man-beauty, and she could feel herself blushing.

"Alright, but are you okay?" Ted said in his beautiful concerned voice. Sofia was taken aback by it and she almost fainted but she managed to pull herself together in front of this handsome manly man. Her foot felt better, even fine.

Just then, a ugly purple figure came swooping from the sky. It was Minimus!11!1!!1!

"Sofia, my precious lady, how did you get here, I don't know I got here myself!" Minimus neighed. "I heard your spirit calling to guide me to you and I followed it to you!!!"

"Oh, thank you for risking everything for-" Cried Sofia.

"Excuse me, but who is this horse and what is happening, I thought you loved me, not this whatever this is, how do you talk to it, are you crazy?!?" yelled Ted in jealousy but it was beautiful the way he said it, he was just perfect. What was she going to do? Ted was the man of her dreams, but he lived in another world. But ugly Minimus had risked coming to this foreign land for her, how would she choose between them?!? All of a sudden, a bald, pale man without a nose stepped out of a portal next to them. He shot killing spells at them and then Zarkon emerged from the portal too and  together, they formed Character Killer, the robot!11!!!!!1!!1!

"I will protect you," smiled Ted with his perfect, animated, stylish, manly smile, and Minimus glared at them in jealousy and anger, which hurt Sofia because she was a princess, and how could someone be upset at her. She was in love with Ted, though. He was manly and charming and perfect! As she thought while Ted was protecting her, she gushed over his manliness, Minimus snorted with jealousy.

All of a sudden, a giant multi colored robot man with a sword flew out of the portal and started to fight Character Killer!!1!1!! Sofia and Minimus gaped but Ted, with his flair had Sofia hop onto his motorcycle unicycle thing and they rode to the robot together. Ted climbed the robot and sat on its head and Sofia was amazed at Ted's valiant bravery and skill. She was dumbfounded as he climbed into one of the robots lions and kicked out a guy with a mullet and he fell. Minimus caught the mullet kid, trying to be manly too, but it wasn't working. A skinny Cuban boy jumped out of the blue lion and caught the emo mullet kid and they kissed. A buff man with an undercut and a floof on his head came out of the head lion and yelled at them. Ted was in control of the arm and he took Sofia into the lion. They defeated the character killer and they all came out of the lions. Ted was standing there looking very handsome, so Sofia leaned near his face and kissed him on the lips, but then he dissolved and turned into Cedric! Sofia screamed. Then, the real Ted came riding on his even more shiny unicycle motorcycle and looking even more handsome than before!!!1!1!!1!!!

"The man of my dreams!!" Sofia gushed and ran to kiss him. Ted was into it. So they kissed some more. Ted's girlfriend Audrey was screaming loudly, "AJHHWGWWUWJBFBDJJSJJSIWILEORKEJJSBHSHSBV, AVYTFHJSJSUHSHEYYFRRRTYSSGEJJSJBSVVBWRIEH" she said calmly. Cedric wiped his mouth in disgust and teleported back to their world. The real Ted caught Minimus glaring at them and turned to him. He knew that Minimus liked Sofia, so he punched him very hard all the way back into his world. Sofia punched Ted's girlfriend into infinite oblivion and Ted took Sofia shopping for a wedding dress. 

TO BE CONTINUED