Fandom Mashup Fanfiction

Fandom Mashup Fanfiction (Episode five- The End)

Sofia breathed in the slightly polluted Thneedvile air. Elation filled her head. She was in an amazing mood, because she was about to be married to Ted Wiggins! The most perfect, beautiful, amazing boy she'd ever met. He was so handsome. She had just gotten into her wedding dress and she was getting her makeup done. Her hair was up in a fancy hairdo, she wore pink lipstick and purple eyeshadow, and her fancy, glittery nails sparkled in the sunlight. Today was going to be the best day of her life! She was young, but ready to live her life with Ted Wiggins as a happily married couple. Everything was perfect.

As Sofia walked down the aisle, ready to say the vows already. Ted smiled at her expert makeup and her beautiful dress. Sofia told the pastor to just cut to the vows.

"I do," said Ted.

"I-" Sofia started, but just then, Minimus, Clay, Glory, Starflight, and Tsunami burst through the doors of the church.

"No!" yelled Minimus as he pushed Ted aside. "You love me, remember?!?" Minimus cried. This made Glory hate Sofia, so she used her venom to melt Sofia's arm. Then, Voldemort and Zarkon burst in, too, and beat up Sofia.

"AnsvhHvshHhhsjshgvmaaaAsAsAaaaayaaaAAaAAa," Sofia coughed. After that, Keith and Lance also burst in and stomped on Sofia because this was supposed to be their wedding day, but Sofia paid more money to be there. Keith's mullet swished in the air as he jumped on Sofia. After that, her evil mom flew in from the magical portal with Cedric, Amber, and her army of memes. They started attacking people, and the mean queen was elected as president right then and there. Amber grabbed Ted and kissed him, and they flew away on Glory, who was hoping to impress Minimus. Ted realized how trash Sofia was and decided to date Amber. Minimus was busy stomping on Sofia, but gave Glory an appreciative look. Amber jumped off of Glory and grabbed Sofia and shook her awake, as she had fainted from the pain. Cedric cloned Sofia and they killed her clones, because they all hated her and it was fun. The real Sofia was still alive, so they locked her up in a cage above the church and slapped her awake whenever she fell asleep. Keith and Lance were the first to be married. They skipped to the vows, and sat down to watch Glory and Minimus get married, and they skipped to the vows too, of course. Cedric and the queen were the next to be married, and they also skipped to the vows. Voldemort and Zarkon got married, and so did Moto Moto and Big Chungus. Finally, to top off the night, Amber and Ted got married. To celebrate, they all gave Sofia twenty eight stab wounds, and she finally died from meme overdose. Audrey came into the church and gave Ted a goodbye hug and congratulations and Amber stabbed her, too, and they all lived happily ever after in memeland.

THE END