Look, this might sound crazy but...
Wait..what am I talkin' about?! I am cray cray. I take my phone off the charger and look at my texts, My Best Friend Sylvia is texting me. "Hey" she says. I respond with "What's up? We should hang out soon!" "Okay. Text me the address to your new place" "Sounds good! GUESS WHAT!!" I say. "What, Harley?", I respond with "I GOT A HAMSTER!!!!" "Why...?" " Sylvia says. "Why not? I found em on the street!"..After that I didn't get a text back. I sigh and walk to my closet, I look at all my assorted colorful clothes. "Hm....So many choices.." I pick out my black and red jester outfit. "This'll have to do!" I turn around to look at my hamster who is gnawing away on my Beaver, Bernie. "OH MY GAWDDD BERNIEEE!!!!" {"AHH!! GET THIS CRAZY HAMSTER OFF OF MEE!!!"} I hit the hamster repeatedly with my mallet until it looks like road kill. {"Is it gone?"} "All gone Ber-" I look on the floor and pick up a note where the dead hamster lays. It says You're next HAHAHA - JoKeR
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ActionThis is a story about Harley Quinn! Follow her through her awesome journeys with Bernie, Poison Ivy, Sylvia, Cameron, Eevee, And Logan as she tries to stay away from the Joker twisted plan.
