𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐀.

two.

[ SOOHEE'S POV ]

the sun was about to go down as i checked on my wrist watch, it's already 6pm. huh, so fast. "do you have any place to stay?" jihoon asks. i looked at him with a frown, "yeah, why?" i suddenly gasped and stopped my tracks.

"dO YOU HAVE ANY INTENTIONS????" i dramatically screamed, this is ridiculous. but who knows? me and jihoon just met a few hours ago, maybe this could be a drug dealer or a kidnapper, or a rapist.

oH MY GOD. WHAT IF HE IS.

"aish, you're thinking too loud. i'm not a criminal, i won't do such things to do. even if i was a criminal, i would not harm you." he says. i smiled and scooted closer to him and gave him a cheeky smile, "why? because i'm too cute to be harmed?" i asked blinking my eyes repeatedly.

"tsk." he says "no, because you're too ugly to be kidnapped." my smile dropped as he continued walking. i ran after him. he kept his hand on his pocket and the other pulling his luggage. "you did not answer my question, though." jihoon said.

"well, yeah, i do have a place to stay? why? are you homeless?" 

"the fuck, no. can i stay at your place for a while?" 

"yeah, sure, as long as you don't do anything stupid." "i told you, i won't, you're too-" "stop. you don't need to repeat it." i cut him off as he gave me a smile.

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we took the cab just like what chaeyoung said. "your place is big." jihoon says. i looked up and nodded, "yeah, right." i replied as i dropped my bag on the couch.

i plopped lazily on the couch and started to yawn with some unusual noise. "why the fuck are you moaning?" jihoon asks "boi, you need to calm your dick down before i chop that into pieces." i said as i took off my jacket.

"what the hell is wrong with yo, e-eh? who are you again?" 

i can't believe this guy is staying at my place without knowing who the owner is. 

i breathed, "i am..."

"your long lost mother."

i burst out of laughing as jihoon kept his stern face. "you're funny." he replied sarcastically. "damn, i know right!" i wiped a tear from my eye as i clapped like a seal.

"ah, haesoo! i remember..." "are you serious?" i stood up straight as he raised a brow "am i not right?" he asks innocently "go find a house to stay, i don't accept strangers who doesn't know my name." i stood up and pushed him out.

"yah! i'm serious!" he says annoyed "park soohee, bitch." i said as i went back to the living room "why is your name so hard" he sat on the other side of the sofa "like you." i replied.

"you're disgusting." he says "i know."

i let him use chaeyoung's room as long as he don't turn it into a mess. "i swear to god park jihoon, if you mess with one thing on my sister's room, i'll let you wash the dishes, cook the food, do the laundry-" 

"hey, i'm a guest, shouldn't i be the one who's relaxing?" he asked as he took his towel "relax your ass. i'm the owner of the house so you should follow what a master says." he rolled his eyes "whatever, master." 

"yes, good." i said as i entered the room "why are you here?" he asks "that's a good question to ask to your master, huh." "soohee, stop-" "i'm taking a few things from my sister, dummy, if you're gonna change then go, i'm not a pervert."

jihoon sighs and turns around. i opened chaeyoung's closet to pretend that i'm getting the "thing." i turned my head slowly and he was already undressed.

wtf. so fast.

bUT OH MY GOD.

I SAW HIS BARE BODY.

INCLUDING HIS BARE THICK THIGHS AND BUTT.

OMG HIS BUTT REMINDS ME OF A PEACH. IT'S WELL BUILT.

i immediately turned my head back to the closet. "are you done yet?" jihoon asks. i took one of chaeyoung's hoodie and stood up, "yeah. i'm done." he nods as i walk closer to him. i gave him a smile and he frowns at me.

"why are you smiling at me like that?" jihoon asks curiously.

"you have a nice built butt, i'm jealous." 

jihoon's eyes started to bulge.

"you're such a pervert! where the fuck are your parents?" he whines "tell me some tips to have a peachy butt next time."

i left jihoon, speechless.

but to be honest, i am really jealous about his butt. :(

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yall wtf did i just write. be thankful that i double updated today cuz i felt like i want to write :-*