Personal Health - Awk-waaard!

402 14 15
                                        

DoctorInTheHouse: Katniss' mum ( I STILL don't know her name!!! can somebody PLEASE comment and tell me?!)

GirlOnFire: Katniss

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Peeta

Imnotadrunk: Haymitch

LittleDuckxxx: Prim

so yeah, um... hi guys. I just thought that I'd say that I'm gonna be updating a whole lot less because I've started school again :( so yeah... okey dokey! here we gooooooo!!!

and warning, this is mainly about the sex talk so uh... yeah. I'm running out of ideas, alright??!?

----------------------------------------------------------------(@)-----------------------------------------------------------------------

DoctorInTheHouse has entered the chat room.

GirlOnFire has entered the chat room.

DoctorInTheHouse: Katniss, as your mother I feel that there is something we should talk about.

GirlOnFire: Okey dokey, shoot...

DoctorInTheHouse: I'm not really sure on how to touch on this subject but...

GirlOnFire: Go on mum, just come out with it!

DoctorInTheHouse: I am aware of the fact that you and Peeta have been going out for a long time now.

GirlOnFire: Yes...

DoctorInTheHouse: And I realise that you two may have become... er.... intimate...

GirlOnFire: D: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! MUM!!!! SERIOUSLY?!?!? YOURE HAVING THE SEX TALK WITH ME?!

DoctorInTheHouse: Well, yes, I am a doctor you know! Now I'm not saying that I don't trust you and Peeta but-

GirlOnFire: NO no no no no!!!!!!!!! Stop right there! Peeta and I have been doing nothing! Nada! Zilch! Zero!! So lets just drop this subject right now!

DoctorInTheHouse: Okay, okay! I get it! You're embarassed, that's cute :)

GirlOnFire: Whatever Mum...

DoctorInTheHouse: Look, nothing to be worried about, we all do it!

GirlOnFire: Look, just drop it!

LittleDuckxxx has entered the chat room.

LittleDuckxxx: Hey mum, hey Katniss! xx Whatcha talkin' about? xx

GirlOnFire: 0_0

GirlOnFire has left the chatroom.

DoctorInTheHouse: Well you see Prim... When a man and a lady love each other very much... Um...

LittleDuckxx: EW!!! MUM NO!!!!! SERIOUSLY?????!!!!!!!!???????!!!!

DoctorInTheHouse: What? You too?!Look Prim, it's a biological fact of life, nothing to be embarassed about...

LittleDuckxx has left the chat room.

PeetaAndIKnowIt has entered the chat room.

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Hey Katniss' mum whatchu up to? You're like, the only person on line.

DoctorInTheHouse: I've just been discussing things with Prim and Katniss.

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Really? Like what?

DoctorInTheHouse: Just the general... um... facts of life...

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Oh no O_o not the sex talk *face palm*

DoctorInTheHouse: I just thought that since you and Katniss have been going out for a long time that you might have-

PeetaAndIKnowIt: NO! Stop right there! This convo is not going on any further!

DoctorInTheHouse: WHY is everyone so embarassed by this? It's just sex!!!

Imnotadrunk has entered the chat room.

Imnotadrunk: Hey guys, whatta you talkinng abouut?

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Yes Katniss' mum, would you like to tell Haymitch what you have just tried to discuss with me?

DoctorInTheHouse: Well, I thought that since Katniss and Peeta have been going out for some time now their relationship could have got physical!

Imnotadrunk: Wassat mean??

DoctorInTheHouse: Y'know... um, sex?

Imnotadrunk: What's that?

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Oh this is fixin' to get good...

DoctorInTheHouse: Didn't you're mum ever had the sex talk with you?!

Imnotadrunk: Er... no, what's that?

PeetaAndIKnowIT: Hold this, I need to go get some popcorn :D

PeetaAndIKnowIt has left the chat room.

DoctorInTheHouse: Well you see Haymitch, when a man and woman love each other very much...

Imnotadrunk: 67tyr46y7uuuuuuu6t6y5ggg66666666666666666666666666666666666666

DoctorInTheHouse: Oh thank god, he fell asleep on the keyboard! Phew! I'm going to leave now....

DoctorInTheHouse has left the chat room.

PeetaAndIKnowIt has entered the chat room.

PeetaAndIKnowIt: I'm back! What did I miss?

Imnotadrunk: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PeetaAndIKnowIt: Oh :(

PeetaAndIKnowIt has left the chat room.

Imnotadrunk:huhhhhhhwhatzat......unicornsarerainbow.fjwvugggggggggggggggfwv.;lugtfjzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

--------------------------------------------------------------------(@)-----------------------------------------------------------------

so that is it! i really need more inspiration!!! pleeeease help meeeeeee! i also need to know what katniss' mums name is!!!

sooo.... the other day i was on my bus and this boy got on he isn't too bad in the looks department yknow, heh? so i was at a pub with my sisters class to celebrate the end of her ll+ and the guy from my bus show up!!! I was like; bitch say whuuuut? turns out his little brother is in my sisters class! what are the odds right?! so yeah, gonna talk to him about it. even though he probs didn't recognise me or my mate... :/ hmmmmm... sorry im rambling now!

Anyways, share the luuuuuuuuuuuurve!!!!!!! tell your mates about me! and comment because it means sooo much to me... please vote and fan me!!!! yays! then we can all be rainbow farting unicorns together!!! <3 insssaaaaane in the braaaaaain!!!!

Bye!!!

Kt x

btw way, this is dedicated to Bailey_The_Nacho. atleast i think that its it! thanks gal! and the previous chappy was dedicated to awesomegirl123456, cos shes awesome! thanks guys! and im gonna go now cos i need to sleep and yell at my neighbours for making too much noise and crappy music -_-

Hunger Games Instant MessagingWhere stories live. Discover now