Hello wattpad, it has been a while.
I am guessing that nobody missed us 6 shit heads but hey, I am back and LUCAS STOP PRETENDING TO NOT USE THIS ACCOUNT ANYMORE I CAN SEE WHAT YOU READ YOU DUMB HOE.
Anyway, I think it is safe to assume that everybody now have their own accounts (yes Lucas I know your @ so stop trying to sneak on this one) or have simply given up on wattpad, so now I get to reclaim this account as just mine after a long time period.
Although I won't miss the sad band trash books, the smut books and the creepy-ass phan books, I will miss you five hoes.
I know you all have pissed me off a lot with your dodgy reading shenanigans, but we've had some great fucked up jokes because hey, who doesn't like joking about trauma that'll affect them for the rest of their lives.
But I got to joke about it with all of YOU, and that's what made it so badly funny.
I know that I'm rambling to y'all so I can get closure on a book that nobody will ever read, but I wish we never agreed to the stupid pact of not speaking once we were done with the account.
Through strange fan fiction, y'all have really helped mould me into the person I have become to this day, and I get that this is some shitty teenage website but you know what forget it I don't even know what I am trying to say.
Look after yourselves always, and remember to remove all personal info from wattpad before applying for a job (especially you Jish, universities don't like dodgy readers).
So in this final sentence I would like to say: Isabelle, Grace, Joshua, Lucas & Ava- thank you and go fuck yourselves you fucking weirdos. Thank you.
Evie.
YOU ARE READING
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RandomTHIS WATTPAD IS SHARED BY SIX PEOPLE, SINCE I MADE IT I GET TO EXPOSE THEM HAHAHAHAH -Evie
