On the way to the hospital, Shithead asked a question.
"aM i rEaLly adOptEd??" He asked
"Well you see," Jake started
" I just said that for the readers to enjoy"
"wHat?"
———-time skip———-
Albert was laying down in the hospital, his chest going up and down ever so slightly (even though I said he was dead :) )
"Is dAdDy gOnNa bE OkaY???" Shithead asked.
"Lmao no" the doctor gracefully came in the room, moving his hips, trying to attract Jake.
The doctor cleared his throat "you like the way I move these hips, Jake-senpai? Suddenly I'm Shakira!"
"Yeah okay" Jake said, suddenly Albert woke up.
"W-what happened, Jake? Why am I in the hospital with balloons surrounding me and stuff?" Albert asked.
"Babe," Jake started, "happy one year!"
Albert stared at him with a blank and confused expression. "I'm 27"
