My Embarrassing Dares

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Me: this is going to be embarrassing moon and gladion sing anything you can do I can do better

Moon: I'll be happy to ☺

Gladion: not gonna happen

Me: wanna bet * summons fire from her hand*

Gladion: *squeaky voice* nope I'll do it

Me: good


moon: anything you can do I can do better

Gladion: ha!

Moon: I can do anything better than you

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes I can

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes I can

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes, I can, yes, I can!

Gladion: anything you can be I can be greater sooner or later I'm greater than you

Moon: no, your not

Gladion: yes, I am

Moon: no, your not

Gladion: yes, I am, yes, I am!

Gladion: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

Moon: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

Gladion: I can live on bread and cheese

Moon: and only on that

Gladion: yes

Moon: so can a rat!

Gladion: any note you can reach I can go higher

Moon: I can sing any note higher than you

Gladion: no you can't (high)

Moon: yes I can (higher)

Gladion: no you can't (higher)

Moon: yes I can (higher)

Gladion: no you can't (higher)

Moon: yes I can (higher)

Gladion: no you can't (higher)

Moon: yes I can (higher)

Gladion: no you can't (higher)

Moon: yes I CAN! (highest)

Gladion: how can you sing that high?

Moon: I'm a girl

Gladion: 0_0

Gladion: anything you can say I can say softer

Moon: I can say anything softer than you

Gladion: no you can't (softly)

Moon: yes I can (softer)

Gladion: no you can't (softer)

Moon: yes I can (softer)

Gladion: no you can't (softer)

Moon: YES I CAN! (full volume)

Gladion: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

Moon: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker

Gladion: I can open any safe

Moon: without being caught

Gladion: to bad

Moon: that's what I thought

Gladion: any note you can hold I can hold longer

Moon: I can hold any note longer than you

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes I can

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes I can

Gladion: no you can't

Moon: yes I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can

Gladion: yes you can

Gladion: anything you can say I can say faster

Moon: I can say anything faster than you

Gladion: no you can't (fast)

Moon: yes I can (faster)

Gladion: no you can't (faster)

Moon: yes I can (fastest)

Gladion: I can jump a hurdle

Moon: I can wear a girdle

Gladion: I can knit a sweater

Moon: I can fill it better

Gladion: I can do most anything

Moon: can you bake a pie

Gladion: no

Moon: neither can I

Gladion: anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

Moon: I can sing anything sweeter than you

Gladion: no you can't (sweetly)

Moon: yes I can (sweeter)

Gladion: no you can't (sweeter)

Moon: yes I can (sweeter)

Gladion: no you can't (sweeter)

Moon: yes I can (sweeter)

Gladion: no you can't can't can't (sweeter)

Moon: yes I can can can (sugary)

Moon: yes I can!

Gladion: no you can't!

Everyone except for Paul, Hugh, moon, gladion, Sarah and myself: 0_0

Espeon out!

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