Shadowhunters Recap Break down

Review of 3x18 : The Beast Within

*Contains a lot of swearing*
*You know which parts*

Well for starters OMG, WHYYY?? THIS WAS NOT NECESSARY, MY BABIESSSSSS ARE NOW HURT ARE YOU KINDING ME BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY THIS EPISODE okay time to chill
*Deap Breaths* *Deap Breaths* *Deap Breaths*

Scene 1-Becky and Simon being cute AF

Okay to that first scene between Becky and Simon is so cute I love how support she is with Simon being a vampire. She came dressed as a vampire 😂😂😂😂😂she is so ICONIC I LOVE HER SO MUCH
"Do you know what day it is?"
"Wednesday"
I love a stupid vampire Simon 😂😂😂
Capes?? really Becky. Coffins??
Ohhh we have so much to teach this girl smh. Uhhhhh and Simon's smile is so cute my heart is whole again.

"Shadow-slayers" smh Becky your amazing and so kind and adorable but you are so dumb 😂😂😂😂

"Tattoos that give her powers" ahh gezz can someone give this girl a copy of the shadowhunters codex plz 😂😂

Awwwww Simon's teeth are so cute help me God I'm gonna die 🙏🙏
And Becky's fake squeal auhhh they give me life HELP I have some serious issues. 😂😂

Scene 2 - Ugly Ass Turkey Demon

Ohhh she an ugly ass demon. Ewww.
Ohhh so scaryy. Ha dumb mundanes. Ahhh a badass queen izzy is here yasss. Oh hi Jace and clary cool. Woahhh back up Jace don't come at my favourite holiday. I will fight you. 😡😡

*SEXY ASS INTO*

Scene 3 - Sad Magnus/Demon Stuff

I wish I had the time to sleep for 15 hours Magnus. You so pretty hehe. Smh what is wrong with me. 😂😂😂

Ahhh sexyyyy Alec I'm so here for it.
Concerned boyfriend all the baby what's to do is help.

"I'm fine Alexander" I SMELL BULLSHITE DONT LIE TO ME GRRR.
"I'm sorry I ruined the fabulous dinner you had planned" awww baby dont be sad its okay. *Pat's Magnus on the head*
Were all worried about him this is not right no no no no.
Ahhh Jace can you go cock block someone else for a change I am getting tired of you. You have done this how many times 5. Can ya stop plz.

"We came across a drevak demon"
Wait...hold up.... Clary knows stuff that's new information to me 😂😂😂
"Hey, I used to be one of those idiots"
Ya still are clary *Pat Pat*

"Shocker" Thank you Jace for once I agree with you 😂😂😂

"Fond memories" aww noo my broken baby what do you mean no no no don't be sad I don't like to see you sad. 😥
"I suppose I have an eye for design" that you do Magnus that you do.
"Clave business" ahh I totally believe you Alec smh.

Scene 4-Hunters Moon/Maia and Jordan

Maia needs her coffee Jordan.
Wowww the Hunters Moon is so amazingly decorated my eyessssssss.
"Rebuilding the pack" You are a queen we stan you can do this Maia. I believe in youuuu.

"You are gonna make an amazing alpha" Truee Jordan, but... get ya googly eyes away from my queen.

"And go to Fiji"
Can we not talk about Fiji plz. Ima slap a bitch.

Scene 5 - Alec and Asmodeus

"So you gonna help me or not?"
Oh a demanding boi, why are you so sexyyyyy even when your angry??. 😍😘😍

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE MAKE DUMB DECISIONS?? CAN WE NOT HAVE ONE EPISODE WERE THEY ARE NOT RUINING THEIR OWN LIVES ARGGG??

Is it just me or do you love these Latin incantations.