Spinach

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Y'know how spinach is like really big but then gets pretty small once you start cooking it because it shrivels up or something like that? If you rip off a centimeter of spinach and cook it, would you be able to breathe in the spinach? Actually, you'd probably like nose choke on it or something like that. Also, you may be wondering, why is there a picture of broccoli and some other stew stuff on top if the topic is spinach? My answer, last part had a picture of a redraw by one of my friends and it was on a topic of states soooooooooo ehhhhhhhh.... Btw just wondering, how many people reading this like, actually LIKE spinach? (Or broccoli, curious about that too just curious... Broccoli boys (or girls) have feelings too. They need to know what they need improving on. (Omg I sound like a literal idiot ranting about how broccoli has feelings too) SAVE THE BROCCOLI!) Woopsies! Got of track again... so spinach. Green, boring, but tasty in omelets. (Most of the time) Spinach could probably use more salt tbh... Y'know how people discovered food is by eating it and not dying or something like that? Just gonna push the spinach topic aside for a second, who were the 30 something idiots who tried to eat pufferfish? Why were they just so determined to eat a spiky fish? Like "I WILL NOT LET THIS TINY-BUT-COULD-GET-FAT-BY-AIR-FISH OVERPOWER MEEEEEEEE! I WILL EAT YOU!!!" *nom*
Few seconds later...... *choke* *dead*
"Winston that's another of my men down! This fish is too dangerous! We have to somehow learn the sacred methods of the water bender!"
I also just realized by this pufferfish skit that people can be really big idiots..... Pfffft people are the smartest creatures in the world? Dude we caused ten pounds of war because the nations were always salty about some land cuz they're greedy as heck! (And they constantly break the rules like allllllllllllll the time) Also, I was told humans were created to keep overpopulation down on all of the other living creatures, we sure did a great job on that! Just ask the elephants, rhinos, and tigers! ;D
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Dang it! Why am I so good at getting of topic so quickly? The topic is flipping spinach! Eh, this part is almost over so last spinach thought! Is spinach edible raw? Just suddenly occurred to me in by mind....


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