How It Blows Where It Goes

its all fun and games (prologue)

Pemota was writing. Thats pretty much all he does. He loves horror, and romance. But mainly horror. He loves long, weird, whimsically wrong ways of using words. He wants to confuse and comfort people. He wants to scare and surprise people. He wants you to live your worst nightmare, to realize how precious your life is by showing you the worst ways to die.

It was no surprise to anyone that he sold some of the best horror books, to the point that once a serial killer was on the loose, the police questioned him first. Of course, it was Pemota's cousin that was the first victim, and he hated her anyways, she was a cheat and a cougar, being married 3 times at the age of 29. She was in his town for only 2 weeks before dying, right after marrying Pemota's highschool sweetheart. After his cousin being suffocated, stabbed, then placed into a garbage bin behind a deli (exactly how Theresa was killed in his second book called "The Crimes That Buries you"), It was obvious that Pemota didn't do it because there was a bookstore opening in the neighbourhood over, and he was signing some autographs for about 4 hours.

Obviously some fan of 23 year old killed his cousin, but who?

Kritana was your ordinary serial killer, who also happened to be a doctor. He saved lives daily. He loved how much he helped people. He wanted to be the best, and he was. He was one of the best surgeons in the world and only worked on young children when it was a matter of life and death.

The 31 year old, divorced, bisexual doctor, was lonely. Of course he had his horror books, his favourite ones being written by someone under the pseudonym Hayden Prince, who wrote the infamous The Crimes series.

He even got the author's autograph at a book store opening, right after killing his ex-wife who recently got remarried. She tried going cheating on her new husband with him, but he was having none of it and shoved a pillow against her face for a good 10 minutes then proceeded with stabbing her, he subconsciously used one of his favourite horror books as a reference on how to kill her, then started doing the stabby stabby weekly.

Both men decided to download the same app "Search for a Lover" a dating app in which you put down your age, gender, and sexuality, and your preference in age. The app then takes your recent and your most frequent searches and syncs them up with people within a 10 mile radius of you.

A/N:
Hi hi! Thanks for starting the book i hope yall enjoy it, writing ain't my forté.