Would you rather??

This one is pretty interesting... Hehe lol

Get raped by a obese hobo or a dog?

Uni:- dog. *nods head*

Sini:- hobo!!

Jess:- *pulls a funny face* hobo!

Bnav:- kill myself and go to heaven!

Sumso:- how can you be so sure it'll be heaven? And hobo! Cuz I have an irrational fear of dogs.

Elly:- hobo

Kiran:- hobo. Dog would just be wrong.

Mina:- hobo cuz I don't wanna go to jail for beastality. (We all say wouldn't the dog be at fault but then realise no one would believe us.)

Comment what you think! I'm trying to get our reactions as close to the real ones as possible but it's hard to explain on here and also trying to show how the convo really went.