What I and my Oc's say will be in Bold
What the Sakamaki's Mukami's and Tsukinami's say will be in Italics!
me: Hello, and welcome, we're going to start this interview with some basic questions. Ya' know. Age and other 'get to know you' questions.
Ayato: Oi! Is this really needed?
Reiji: Ayato please be quiet and let Nicole ask the questions.
Me: Thank you Reiji. But before we start, I'm going to introduce some of my friends.
Latio: nfu~ Are they cute Bitch-chan?
me: Latio, I'll be blunt here. You call me Bitch-chan again and I'll cut you out for today.
Kou: So, who are your friends Kitty-chan?
*Kuro Bara kicks down door* What up Nicky K?
Snow: Hello Nicole *hides behind Rin*
Rin: Snow, stop hiding behind me you worthless piece of shit.
Reiji: Please refrain from speaking like that Miss.
Rin: *scoff* Whatever Glasses-chan. And the name's Rin.
me: RIN! DON'T CALL SNOW BAD NAMES!
*everyone shocked at me yelling.*
Carla: Is anyone else coming?
Yuka: Hello, Yuka here!
Ruki: Is this all of your friends Livestock?
me: *sighs* yes Ruki, and please stop calling me Livestock.
Azusa: Nicole-chan... what are the... questions?
Me: *faceplams* I almost forgot, thanks Azusa!
Azusa: *slightly blushes*
me: Okay, wait, where are Yuma, Subaru and Shin?
Rin: I saw those asswholes outside.
me: Be right back! *runs out of the room*
--Time skip--
Yuma: I don't understand why we have to be here. *eats sugar cube*
Me: it's an interview. The reader can ask you all questions and-- Snow, please get out from under the couch, I promise that they won't hurt you.
Snow: O-okay. *get out from under couch and stands by Nicole*
me: Okay, the first question is 'How old is everyone?'
Shu: 19
Rejii: 18
Ayato: 17
Latio: 17 also *winks at me*
Kanato: also 17.
Subaru: 16
Ruki: 18
Kou: 17
Yuma: 17
Azusa: 17
Carla: 18
Shin: 17
Rin: 15
Snow: 16
Kuro Bara: 17
Yuka: 16
me: 14
Latio: Wait! Your only 14 years old Nicole?
me: Yep, why how old did you think I was?
Latio: 15
Kuro Bara: You try anything on her, I won't hesitate on killing you.
me: Okay, before Kuro Bara and I get into a fight about no and yes, next question, 'What is your favorite color?'
Shu: yellow
Reiji: blue
Ayato: red
Latio: green
Kanato: purple
Subaru: white
Ruki: Gray
Kou: Pink!
Yuma: orange
Azusa: turquoise
Carla: Gold
Shin: Same as Carla's
Rin: Black
Snow: snow white
Kuro Bara: gray
Yuka: PINK!
Me: Same as Rin's, Black
Reiji: Nicole, may I ask everyone a question?
me: Sure, I don't mind.
Reiji: For all the females here, who would you date?
Rin: Your joking right?
Rejii: No, I rarely joke.
Yuka: It's a tie between Kou and Kanato.
Snow: Carla... or... Subaru
me: You do know their back round right Snow?
Snow: Yes.
Rin: Yuma or Shin, who ever is the better fighter.
Kuro Bara: I would have to say either Ayato or Ruki
Latio: Okay Nicole, who would you date?
me: No one yet.
Ayato: Why not?
Me: because I'm fucking 14 you dumbass!
me: Okay that's all I have time for, Goodbye!
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Diabolik Lovers One-shots and Scenarios
VampireHey, this book is on one shots of your favorite diabolik lover guys! Sorry about this first part being scenarios, i was doing that for a bit.
