Hermione pov: "Oh Harry, I don't know what to do anymore!"
"Hold on, honestly woman, what don't you know what to do?" Harry replied.
"I-I-I have a crush on a Slytherin!" I said.
"you WHAT?!?!" he replied in shock.
"It's all so confusing!"
"who is it?"
"ugh, I'm gonna regret this. Pansy Parkinson."
"I ship it."
"oh shut up!"
