Me: i'm alive
Brendon: thank the lard
Me: wat?
Brendon: n o t h i n g
Me: there is something
that is going on
Brendon: only in your
mind
Me: stfu
Brendon: never!
Brendon: you'll never
take me alive coppers!!!
Me: you are mcCrAzY
Brendon: indeed.
Brendon: im glad that
you notice
Brendon: buuuuuut
Brendon: i'm going to
have to kill you because
you know now
Brendon: and that is
unexpected.
Me: ah damn
Me: i have to die so
soon?
Me: well shit then
Me: see ya
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Me: happy easter
Brendon: you too
Me: how's your day?
Brendon: it was boring
Brendon: my parents just
said home and didnt start
dinner until a couple
minutes ago
Me: what time is it for you,
then?
Brendon: 5:07 pm
Me: oh heh
Me: that's funny
Brendon: no it's no
Brendon: :(
Me: oh stop being such
a baby
Brendon: >:(
Me: oh my gooood
Brendon: :/
Me: omfg
Brendon: heh
Me: so how's the
easter dinner; or is she
not done yet?
Brendon: she isn't done
yet
Brendon: :/
Me: hehwhehehe
Brendon: im great at making
people laugh
Me: yeah suuuuure
Brendon: you wanna bet dear
good sir
Me: yeah sure. i bet,
0.01 cent.
Brendon: i bet my picture of
your face
Me: alright, let's begin.
Brendon: how many times
do i get to make you laugh
Me: like how many tries
you get?
Brendon: yeah
Me: three.
Brendon: alright
Brendon: why did the
scarecrow win an award?
Me: what
Brendon: because he was
outstanding in his field
Me: good but didn't make me
laugh.
Brendon: dammit
Brendon: what did the
hurricane say to the
coconut tree?
Me: oh shit; idk.
Brendon: hold on to your
nuts, this ain't no ordinary
blowjob.
Me: hehehehe
Brendon: yeah
Brendon: i made you laugh
Me: sadly, yes.
Brendon: where is that 0.01
cent that i was promised?
Me: it will be sent when i'm
dead
Brendon: alright.
Me: yeeet
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Unknown Number || Ryden
FanfictionBrendon texts the wrong number, though it is not his fault, the person that gave him the number gave him Ryan's phone number, instead of theirs. After all the awkwardness, the two boys have started to open up to each other.
