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by izukuxjirou

We're gonna have the day be Christmas for the characters👍

*yawn* "Oh hey jirou"
"Hey izu" she said with a smile
"Wait a minute what the date?"
"25 of December baby"
"Oh OOOH"
He looked at jirou then sprinted up using 10% of OFA he grabbed his shirt and wallet then ran out he already knew what to get everyone kirishima a steel punching bag,
Bakugo a damage resistance suit to put under his hero costume
Iida ingenium figures
Ochacko a piece of sexual equipment for reasons
The rest of 1-a got stuff
And jirou got 12 presents 3 different guitars an bunch of music equipment and a special person to play at the school that day
And so he left to buy all the gifts (he already had jirous stuff set up)
3 hours later

Izuku:Wassaup guys I'm back
Kirishima: What ya get me bro tell me please!
Izuku:you gotta wait and find out
Kirishima: awwwww
He entered his room to see 1-a except kirishima
And allmight was there too
Allmight: young man
Izuku: ALLMIGHT!
Allmight: we found it about your Christmas job
Jirou: Yeah
Izuku: Umm w-w-What a-are you t-talking about
Allmight: *sigh* I'll wait after the party
Izuku: what?
Allmight:you had that same expression when I gave you my- when I first met you yeah HAHAHA
Izuku: there's a party?
Baukugo: DEKU HOW COULD YOU FORGET!!
1-a: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Jirou: guys lets Go to that PARTY!
And so they all left to go to the party
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1-a: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
While Izuku midoriya was on the heaviest alcohol already with his 3 glass
Kamanari: that stuff knocked out mineta after one sip how is he doing it
Kirishima: I don't know?
Izuku finished the glass the ordered the next one until he reached seven
Izuku: *hic* boobies *hic* where the fuuuuuck am I *hic*
Todoroki: Damn when Izuku gets drunk he's a totally different person
Momo: yeah it's a bit weird don't ya think
Tsu: maybe this is the real Izuku
Then jirou tripped on todorokis foot while attempting to walk to Izuku and in that moment Izuku almost teleported to catch her
Izuku: *hic* heyyyy j-jirouuuu
Jirou looked at him then blushed realising how close they were he kissed her then kissed for 10 seconds until Izuku slipped his tongue into her lips asking for entry she accepted Izuku then found her tongue and started sucking on it momo ochacko and tsu were just impressed in how good Izuku look at kissing ochacko got a bit jealous as this happened
Ochacko: *hmph* jirou gets the hottest and strongest boy in the school
She mumbled this under her breath
Jirou: hmm what was that
Ochacko: NOTHING
Jirou: sureeeeeee
Izuku: hey *hic* jirou lets goo back *hic* to our doooorm *hic*
**
Izuku: hey jirou don't tell anyone this
Jirou: Yeah
Izuku: I wasn't drunk
Jirou: NANI
Izuku: shhh it was a prank the beer I drank was actually water
Jirou: why though
Izuku: so I can prank them more
Jirou: like how
Izuku:well you see since I'm "drunk" I'll act in weird ways which means
Jirou: huh
Izuku: I can do almost anything I want
Jirou: izu your not thinking of something dirty
Izuku: no no no I'm not a pervert like mineta
Jirou:?
Izuku: I'm gonna add something to kachaans beer
Jirou: What???
Izuku: it's a type of beer that when you enter 5 feet of your crush you get a erection
(My hero is set in the future this could actually be a thing)
Jirou: genius!
**
Izuku: Yo kachaan *hic*
Kachaan: Yeah deku
Izuku: Let's *hic* see who can Umm drink this -insert drink here-
(Also Izuku tampered with the drink not just kachaans)
Kachaan: your on deku!
Kachaan drinks his drink and Izuku just stands there with a grin on his face
Kachaan: what's so funny
Izuku: hey ochacko come here
Ochacko: Yeah deku?
(Izuku and the girls know what's happening)
Izuku:I think Kachaan has a crush on you
Kachaan: NO I DONT ROUND FACE BITCH
Ochacko:your pants at otherwise
Kachaan looks at his jeans and gives his penis a death stare
Kachaan: You damn Bastard how could you
Izuku: you talking to me?
Kachaan: no deku *sigh*
Izuku: good imma run your welcome for that
Kachaan: WAIT WHAT YOU DID THIS DEKUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Ochacko: Hmph Katsuki!
Kachaan: y-yeah
This was the first time ever Kachaan had stuttered his cheeks blossomed
Ochacko: come here (she said seaxually) let's go to my room shall we
Kachaan:Y-YES SURE ROU-OCHACKO
ochacko mind: thanks deku I owe you one
And then the passionate love between katsuki and round face began
Izuku: that went well now for mineta
Izuku walked outside to find a fountain with no water coming out he tossed a coin in and wished
Izuku: wish to be a girl for 1 hour
A massive light engulfed Izuku then he walked inside the dorms
Izumi: heya guys where's mineta
Todoroki: midoriya What the hell happened
Izumi: I found a way to do this but now I wanna prank mineta
Mineta: did someone say my name
Izumi: Oh there you are sexy
Mineta instantly fell backwards from a nosebleed
Mineta: a-are you t-talking to me?
Izumi: there's no one sexy here except you cutie
Mineta: oh my god umm you wanna come to my dorm
Izumi: sure just give me half an hour
Izumi: yo guys it worked
Kirishima: midoriya bro why are you a girl
Izumi: to prank mineta
Kirishima: not manly but interesting bro
30 minutes later
Izumi:mineetaaa where are you
Mineta: hello darling
Izuku could barely hold back laughter
Izumi: lets go to your dorm mineta
Minetas mind: imma bout to get my virginity taken by a sexy girl oh my god I can't wait
Izumi: let's get to the point your sexy mineta
Mineta: I'm a man of sexy ness
Izumi: that didn't really make sense but okay!
Mineta being the ultimate perv goes to kiss her but the time limit was just ending a massive poof of light appeared and blinded mineta
He look at Izuku honestly scared and depressed he was about to kiss a girl then Izuku appeared
Mineta: where's the girl?!
Izuku: mineta mineta I was the girl
Mineta: WHAAAAAAT YOUR JOKING
Izuku: now stop being a perv
Izuku Detroit smashed him in the balls
Izuku: Okay bye mineta
Izuku's pov
Hmm that went well let's see what jirous doing
Izuku: ay yo anyone seen jirou
Kirishima: she sounded like she was gonna cry I do t know why
I walked to her room to find her playing a depressing song

(She's not playing that)
Izuku: yo jirou
Jirou: wassaup izu~
Izuku: Kiri said you were crying
Jirou: of laughter
Izuku: well we're alone in here
He locked the door behind them
(LEMON WARNING)
He kissed her slipping his tongue onto her lips requesting for permission to enter and she accepted he started to tongue wrestle her.
He slipped his hand down to her clit and started fingering her she moaned
Jirou: Izu~ Izu~ Oh yesss
Izuku just grinned at the sight using his other hand he started massaging her earlobes making her moan more until she cummed Izuku licked it of his finger and said
Izuku: Tasty!
She blushed after hearing that.
Izuku then started going all the way he pulled down his pants to see an 12 inch python
Jirou started sucking on it licking the Precum of the top and then pushing half of it down her throat she kept on sucking until Izuku said
Izuku: J-JIROU IM GONNA-
Before he could say any more he cummed all in her mouth Izuku the picked her up and pulled down her panties
Izuku: soft or raw
Jirou: raw izu
Izuku looked at her lustfully and the pushed the entire thing in her she screamed out a moan he strayed thrusting harder and harder until she cummed he he stopped and said
Izuku: Wait shh listen
(I'm background)
"Katsuki oh my how do you have an 10 inch it's so big no ones got bigger * moan *"
Izuku looked at jirou and just nodded
Izuku: HEY GUYS IVE GOT 12
Katsuki: SHUTUP DEKU SO WHAT
IZUKU:GO BACK TO HAVING SEX I JUST NEEDED TO POINT THAT OUT
But little did they know 1-a was Listening to that talk and made them think who does have the largest dick

I know I didn't upload in ages I just lost interest in the story but now I'm back and better hope you guys like this it was 1463 words so I think that's pretty good but seeya for now 👍