(Crazystar quickly turns left and runs into a forest. Tallstar skids to a halt and follows her. He looks around, but can't see her. Crazystar sits on a branch in the oak Tallstar was standing next to.)
Crazystar: One time, Tallstar and his brother snuck into ThunderClan territory...
(Tallstar looks around again but can't find Crazystar.)
Tallstar: SHUT UP!!!
Crazystar: Make me!
Tallstar: I will...if I can find you!
Crazystar: Anyways, Tallstar and his brother snuck into ThunderClan territory as apprentices because Tallstar wanted to know what fox dung tasted like. And...
(Suddenly Tallstar looks up)
Tallstar: Come down here! That's cheating!
Crazystar: You can't climb trees, can you?
Tallstar: Crazystar...
Crazystar: Tallstar found a big pile of fox dung and took a bite!
Tallstar: Thank StarClan no one was around to hear that this time...you got to stop doing this Crazystar!
(Crazystar starts laughing)
Crazystar: You think no one heard? Oh, hi Brightsky! Did you hear what I just said about Tallstar?
Brightsky: Yes, I did. Hello Mr. Fox-Dung Eater from WindClan.
Tallstar: You will pay for this...
(Tallstar narrows his eyes)
Tallstar: ...both of you.
Crazystar: Oh Tallstar! I can't wait to tell more of your secrets!
Tallstar: You better not say anything else...
Crazystar: Try and stop me!
