Bob was a normal man. A normal man with a tendency to eat people... but that's not important.
Like most people, Bob poops. He poops everyday.
One day, Bob went to poop like he would any other time. He pulled his pants down, sat down, and did his business. When he was done, he cleaned himself, stood up, and pulled up his pants. As he was washing his hands, he was thinking about what he would do later. He decided he would spin his fidget spinner, play Fortnite, watch James Charles, drink Doritos, and eat Mountain Dew all at once. You know, the usual.
The unlocked the door but his rickety old doorknob broke. He was trapped.
Now I know your thinking: Hold up! He could just break down the door! Yes I know it's crazy that I can read your mind.
Well he couldn't break down the door because he just had it replaced with a titanium bolted in lockdown door! He's not strong enough to break that!
I'm reading your mind again. Your thinking: He has a titanium lockdown door but he broke the doorknob just by trying to open the door.
Well... the doorknob is the old doorknob because the door was so expensive Bob couldn't afford a new one!
So Bob is trapped. He has no Fortnite, no James Charles, no fidget spinner, no Mountain Dew, and the only Doritos he has are butt Doritos.
