Bob was on the floor. He liked back to see how close he was to death. The old man was a few feet behind him but was moving as slow as an old man who has lived in the sewers. Bob had some time.
Bob waited and regained some energy and then slowly got up. He looks back to see the old man right behind him.
The old man raises his knife and bob just walks away. He grabs the door handle but hears the old man scream, "DO NOT LEAVE!"
Bob shrugged and began to turn the door knob. He pulled it off.
"POOPY BUTT FART HOLE FUDGE BUTT HECK MOM POOP HEAD LITTLE POOP NUGGET BUNGALOO BUTT!," Bob yelled. He had broken another doorknob.
Thankfully, the old man had not installed titanium lock down doors. Bob backed up and rammed into the door. The door didn't fall, but it began to crack. He backed up, his shoulder bruised and stinging, and rammed back into the door. As the door fell, Bob fell with it.
Bob heard a screech from the old man and looked back. The eyes of the old man began to glow and the man grew gigantic bulging muscles on every single part of his body. He had become the most buff gorgeous old man on earth!
Bob knew the man would not be slow now. Bob sprinted through the sewer but the old man was faster. Bob knew he was going to be caught in seconds but then he saw a ladder to the outside world.
I just need to get up that ladder, Bob thought.
Just before the old man could grab him, Bob launched himself up the ladder. He pushed the manhole cover open and emerged smelling ferns instead of feces. He quickly used the rest of his strength to recover the hole came out of. Bob heard the CLANG of the old mans head hitting the cover and payed down to take a nap.
That was when Bob noticed he was in the middle of a forest.
