diary ng panget

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knock knock

who's there?

your mom

your mom who?

hey I'm your mom open the door!!!

roses are red

violets are blue

god made me pretty

what happen to u?

damit mo disente

sapatos mo disente

buhok mo disente

mukha mo anyare aksidente..

hahahahahahah

funny funny funny

very very very

if you're intelligent you can answer this easily.

1+1=2

2+2=4

4+4=8

8+8=16

16+16 =32

32+32=64

How old are you? 64...

are you laughing now? 👩👄🍀🐾

if you're bored do this: sorry cause it's taglish...

a. put a hot water in the glass and put it inside the refrigerator. ( english)

b. palipung lipung kailangan duro tawo ha!

c. tampaa tubang mo kag ikaw una hibi

d. kibuta ya ayam kag malagyo dayon

e. kadlaw kaw 3 times tapos hibi kaw 4 times liwat liwata kung indi kaw pagsal an it buang..

kung may naga hibi kanta kaw:

repeat it as much as you like..

baby don't cry

don't baby cry ...

kung gin tukso kaw ka teacher mo sab ta nga kung gin pamangkot mo be ya sarili mo mayad man ihan...

kung gin pa solve kamo ka teacher mo sa math hambali nga kung i kaw be mam nag solve mahapos ihan...

kung nag instruction ya teacher mo hambali may gapamati kanimo?

Mental

Abuse

To

Human

🐺🐼🐬🍂🍄🌲🌳🌰🐩🐊🐫☔🌞⛅🌈💒⛪🏡🏠✈🚄🚈🚉⚠🚙🚘🚗🚺🚹♿🅿🚷🔞🚯🚳🚱💟💟💟🕠💅👏💪

G: ice ka ba ?

B: bakit?

G: ang sarap mo kasing i hammpas sa dingding eh

🙅💃🏃👬👭💇💑👠👗👞👟👰🙎🙍🌂🎀

💄👘👑💚💔💔💔💗💋💗💗💋💭👥

R--- religious

E--- element

I--- in

G--- group

N--- number...

is it funny

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03, 2015 ⏰

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