Hello. And judging by the way you're looking at the title, I know what you're thinking.
This information, if it's his private life, it should stay private you ass!
I know. I respect Jonathan's privacy when it comes to showing his face. Y'all just gotta be patient with him. Give him some time.
Anywaysss
I have recently learned some new, shocking information about delirious.
So, let's start shall we?
1) You know how everyone always calls delirious short? Well they're wrong. Delirious is actually 6ft tall! Shocking huh? Don't believe me? Search up one of Daithi De Nogla's GMod videos. It's in the contestant game one. (Gmod Who Wants To BE A Millionaire?) Where he says, and I quote. 'A man who's 6tf tall!'
2) Everyone knows that Delirious' real name is 'Jonathan' however, people have recently discovered his last name being 'Denis'. Well,
You're wrong
Delirious' last name is actually 'Smith'. The last name was revealed in one of (I think it got taken down recently though) BasicallyIDoWrk's videos, where he says 'Jonathan Smith' in a demanding tone.
Which, if you think about it, is understandable why he deleted the video since delirious might've gotten a bit skeptical about it.
Speaking of skeptical, that brings us to our next theory.3) Delirious, Or known as Jonathan Smith, might have some severe struggles with Social Anxiety. Reason being on why he doesn't show his face, is because he doesn't want to get trampled by a bunch of people while trying to have a normal, peaceful life. He also may be doing it to protect the family he keeps hidden, besides his sister.
4) The only one that has seen Jonathan's face was Luke Patterson. Well? You're actually incorrect. Jonathan not only went to school and met Luke Patterson face to face when he was around 10-13, but he also met Gorrilaphent in real life as well. They met in hightshool though, not in grade school.
5) this one isn't exactly confirmed to be true but I personally have been thinking about it for a while now. Delirious doesn't talk much about his life when he was in school. Why? Well, there is a possibility he might've been bullied to the extreme by a whole load of people. Judging by the only friends he actually still talks to now is only Luke and Gorilla.
6) Jonathan has a sister. Her name has not been revealed yet but we all know that she has dated Jonathan's best friend, Luke Patterson, for a bit more than eight years. But everyone proclaims that they broke up after that 8th year? Well, there is a possibility you might be wrong.
You see, I've noticed something and it did shock me a bit. Y'all know Lukes girlfriend now, Geney, Correct (shes such a sweet woman. Perfect for Luke 🤧💕). Well, I've connected some dots. Jonathan nor Luke have actually admitted that Jonathan's sister and Luke Patterson had broken up. So what I'm thinking, is that they are keeping that a secret.
Geney might be Jonathan's sister.
Think about it for a moment. Geney has NEVER said a thing about Jonathan nor has Luke ever said anything on any social media about Geney going to see him as well.
But get this. There's more. You know how Luke and Jons sister dates for 8 years? Well, Luke and Geney only dated for a few years and they're already engaged. Sounds strange correct? That may be because that is Jonathan's sister so it may be 'Geney Smith'.Ok guys that's all I got for today. If you got any questions, don't be afraid to ask. I will keep any facts that may risk showing delirious' face out of this book. I'm a good person. Y'all need to be patient with him and wait till he's finally ready to show us his face.
Thanks for reading.
💕💕💞💞💖💖💗💗Bonus: I also forgot to mention and put in #1 that delirious also weighs 140 pounds. So he's not fat (I really wouldn't care either way. The chubbier the better. He'd look like a fluffy cloud and I'd hug him till the end of my days). And also, he may be Asian ;)
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