you walk into the party, nervous. how could your friend ditch you for a guy? you sigh. "Classic Matty," you think. you walk over to get a drink. as you fumble with your card, you hear a deep voice. "what can i get you, sir?" your heart jumps. you slowly look up. you see a beautiful old man with a long, luxurious beard. "i...i...," you stutter. "w...wow...," he says.
