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Dumbass

Russia's Pov

Why did he drink? This was a question most or even himself asked. He was one of the biggest nations in the world, He had solved WW2, He didn't need anybody but yet, there he was. The Russain couldn't find joy out of it, only feeling numb.

His mind blurred in his own thoughts until a knock at the door was heard. It was just his sister, Ukraine. She smelled,

"What is wrong big brother, something troubling you?"

The man shook his head,

"No, What is it thatyou need da?"

Ukraine sighed, looking annoyed,

"That idiot who does nothing all day."

Russia groaned, getting up to head downstairs.

"What do you want suka."

"Don't call me a bitch, asstit, I was calling to check on you from the um."

"The war?"

"Yeah that. We kicked those Japanese asses dude!"

"Da, We did Amerika. Now leave me alo-."

"Dude! Dude! Our theme song together is that one song um...'Murder in my mind'!"

The Russian growled,

"Can you not scream in da phone?"

"Hey man! We should hang some ti-."

Russia hung up on him. Face palming himself, he went back upstairs.

"What a dumbass."