My Random Thoughts

why Christmas is evil

If you are offended by me using stuff like 666 or satan just skip this

A Christmas tree is shaped like a triangle and a triangle has 3 sides so take the devils number (666) and multiply it by 3.

Next you see a star that goes on the tree has 5 points so multiply the previous number and you should get 9990, if you flip it its 666 but ill go further.

After you get 9990 then you have to divide it by the twelve days of Christmas 3 times for the three sides of the triangle and you get 5 and a decimal that you cut off.

(This revolves around traingles)

Christmas is spent with people so think of triangle people, you get peridot, bill cipher, and phineas.

Bill has a brother with four letters in his name. (will)

Phineas has a brother with four letters in his name. (Ferb)

Peridot has no siblings at all

Go back to 5 and multiply it by 4 for the 4 letters in the brothers names, then multiply it by 7 for the 7 letters in peridot (140), last multipy the 3 sides of the triangle by the 7 letters in peridot then you get 21.

Finnaly divide the 140 by 21 and you get 6.66666666666

I rest my case

I wasted half an hour with this