quotes against humanity: part 1 (george carlin)

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In America, anyone can become president.  That's the problem.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I don't believe anything the government tells me... nothing, zero, no, and I don't take very seriously, the media or the press in this country.

The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 24, 2019 ⏰

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