Drarry - A muggle stripper? Really?

On the club

"And now, our Friday special! BLACK!"

The crowd cheered like hell. Ron took me out after Ginny broke off the engagement. Well, I guess we both did.

I'm gay.

Damn homophobe... it's not like I want to be! She threw me out, not weird, actually. But she didn't have to sell the story to Rita...

And that Ron took me out after we broke off is wrong to say, it's more of dragging me out of my house after I've been there for half a year without doing anything else but working.

Whoever this Black were, the club seemed to love him.

"It's Pink night! Just like you wanted." A voice came over the speakers. The crowd cheered and fangirled. A male stepped on the stage.

He was wearing a bright pink suit, no shirt under and the jacket open, and a mask. He had almost white-blind hair, and a build figure.

"Yep, you're gay." Ron commented, then pointed to my pants

"Definitely." I laughed along with him.

"So!" The man yelled to the crowd, "Pink night! Let's start it off with a song by the band PINK!" And the music started

Na na na na na na, na na na na na na

Na na na na na na, na na na na na na

I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay his rent (nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight

Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

Uh, check my flow, uh

The waiter just took my table

And gave to Jessica Simp- (shit!)

I guess I'll go sit with tomboy

At least he'll know how to hit

What if this song's on the radio

Then somebody's gonna die

I'm gonna get in trouble

My ex will start a fight

Na na na na na na na, he's gonna start a fight