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everyone working at the krusty crab were having fun on the ice, when mr. crabs told everyone the krusty crab was closing.
"come back tomorrow for ice and krabby patties. argh argh argh argh argh!" mr crabs said while walking away. "spongeboy me bob, lock up with squidward. i have a date tonight." he said while smirking.
"alrighty tighty mr. crabs!" spongebob said as he was closing the door. just as quickly as mr. crabs had left, spongebob thought of an idea. "hey squidward, do you want to play around a little more, maybe have some fun on ice if ya know what i mean." mr. crabs had brought out some liquor at some point in the night, and they were all pretty tipsy up until the point mr. crabs left.
"i'd like nothing other than that." squidward said. so they grabbed some vodka and drank. drank until the bottle was empty. i guess you could say they were pretty drunk at the time.
spongebob looked into squidward's eyes, slowly leaning closer to him. soon enough, squidward had caught on to what was happening, and he began leaning in, too.
then it happened. their lips touched. it was absolute bliss. they kissed for a good five minutes before it got a bit spicy. spongebob had laid squidward down on the icy floor and straddled his waist. then, spongebob flipped him over on his stomach and lifted up his butt.
"this is gonna hurt, princess." spongebob said in his husky voice. he grabbed his spatula and began spanking squidward's naughty ass. every time his spatula hit his ass cheeks, his nose made that one scoffing sound thing against the ice. this continued until they both climaxed and fell asleep on the floor...
